Dating chat thread still going! Number 39

[lubeybooby]

Here we are all

Dating related chit chat here

Morning everyone,
Just read your account of last night Juliette, how on earth did you last the whole date ? It would have taken me about 15 minutes before I advised him to stick his expensive wine up his fundament.

Had an email from Mr Software last night in which he displayed his grapes, impressive but still not enough to compensate for untrimmed nasal hair and not being funny.

Am so sad I missed the pic of Nameless, that will teach me
not to check the thread!

Well.
I've had a shit week, I've been in hospital since the weekend, totally unexpected and a bit serious but should be ok. Please cross everything.

snape I missed the photo too,any chance of another quick flash?

Wave to everyone.

sneaky, would you like me to inbox you a link?

Oh no, Grinchie, are you ok ?

grinchie sorry to hear you've been unwell...

Have everything crossed for you grinchie. Hope you're ok.

Good morning, thread!

Why yes snape, that would be delightful ;)

What's up Grinchie lovely???

Juliette you were very good to stay 2 hours .. One date I went on I realised was a total arse and after 10mins I said 'we are not goin to get on' stood up and left

I had a dream about mr cheeky where he wrapped me in a huge cuddle and woke up thinking it was lovely .. Which is why I contacted him on a vague work related thing and used Jedi mind tricks to get him to ask me out and think that it was his idea

I'll stick him back up on my profile for a bit tonight instead.

juliette look on it as two wasted hours as opposed to a lifetime of misery! That makes it two hours well spent finding out he's a prick

Morning all

Grinchie hope you are ok

Juliette what a complete arse. You did well to last 2 hours.

I am meant to be going to work today. I was ready to leave half an hour ago. I cant leave because DS1 has taken both my key and his own. So I can't get out of the house.

I honestly cannot believe the sheer stupidity.

Velvet oh dear could you use the back door or a window or garage or anything?

And this was AFTER I specifically said to him make sure he didn't take my key (which he has a tendency to do).

Our house is set up about 8 steps from ground level so no window - I would use the back door but there is a load of garden furniture blocking the side alley to the house and I don't really feel well enough to start moving it all.

I have finally managed to contact him via the office and he is on his way home. Luckily the school is only 10 mins walk from our house...

Oh phew!

Hope you're going to be ok today if you still don't feel 100%. Good luck

It's my gall bladder.
It will be sorted,Im confident of that but for now it is excruciating.

Your posts keep me

Oh god grinchie, you poor thing. I've had a couple of friends have this issue over the last few years and I believe it's agony.

Is watch seeing Goat Boy at lunchtime today? I want to know how he is this time.

Juliette, last night sounds like a fooking nightmare. Can't believe you rode it out like that.

Snape I was gutted to have missed the pic last night Please let me know when you put it back up immediately

Lubey how are you feeling today?

Right appointment made ....gonna be looking 'refreshed' very soon!!!

Oh Grinch...poor ol you ...rest up when you can.x

What are you having ike? Botox?

I can't remember who it was on here who'd be jealous of me, but I just got winked at by a woman who is the spitting image of Eddie Izzard. Lucky me.

Off to see foreign parts again. No obvious jokes please..

Oh and I saw the Amazing Vanishing Historian in town earlier, didn't recognise her for a second, just thought 'Wow..', then ' do I know her?'

So I mailed her. Stupid of me but ex-ishoos aside, she was lovely...

Missed all the pics - hopefully there will be a rerun for a short time only later.

Grinchie - much sympathy. I had my gallbladder out during last pregnancy. The pain leading up to surgery was one of the most painful things I have ever experienced. I Lived on frosties and skimmed milk for a month as that was the only thing that kept pain levels down. Good news is, once removed it all becomes a distant memory (though I still can't eat frosties!)

Ike - you are brave, I'd love to stop the eye wrinkles but I am a coward

Juliete - sounds like a knobber, well done for lasting 2 hours

Update - MrCM is still in contact. I'm trying to play it cool but not really succeeding. One good thing is we have had a few long emails and he understands that I'm a little bit loopy and is ok with that (long story about insecurities that stem from severe bullying which means I have a huge problem with being ignored, and he is trying very hard to be nice about it) I will say he is very good at being honest with me - apart from what he wants. He now has his children until tues, so no chance of a date for the forseeable