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Dating chat thread still going! Number 39

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lubeybooby · 02/02/2013 12:26

Here we are all

Dating related chit chat here

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lubeybooby · 05/02/2013 23:15

SS it was on snapes profile

:o @ TT. Oh yes indeed.

Better remove that pic now in case he googles me and sees himself on my photobucket account. Because that wouldn't be awkward at all.

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MirandaWest · 05/02/2013 23:16

Good selection of pictures of men (managed to see Nameless earlier on :))

I used to think I didn't much like oral sex either giving or receiving. Turns out I do Grin

I get very realistic death dreams sometimes. Used to have them daily (including screaming sound effects) a few years ago. Did worry that I might do them with Mr Nice but have only managed one sitting bolt upright moment with him and no screaming. Think my subconscious knew something I didn't about XH tbh.

JulietteMontague · 05/02/2013 23:16

Tosses

lubeybooby · 05/02/2013 23:17

Juliette?

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Winefiend · 05/02/2013 23:24

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lubeybooby · 05/02/2013 23:27

My thoughts too Winefiend...

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Bant · 05/02/2013 23:33

Did Juliette have a date tonight?

Bant · 05/02/2013 23:36

ah yes - or at least she was being grilled about plans, presumably in person (this thread moves so fast). I get the feeling it didn't go well

lubeybooby · 05/02/2013 23:39

Yeah, with Mr Morning. I take it she was trying to type 'tosser' so eeek

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JulietteMontague · 06/02/2013 00:20

All ok, it was tosser. Where do I find them? He announced about 10 minutes in we should have a chat about OD. Was I seeing anyone else. Er, (its been 10 days I couldn't remember)

Him: I'm seeing a woman for the third time tomorrow and I like her. I like you too! I met another one the day after I met you.
Me: that's nice.
Followed by brief interrogation of why I've been single, why I don't see DS father (that's my DS business, not yours), when was I planning to move to the med and for how long each year as he would be pissed off if his woman to have sex on partner went away for months each summer.
He is also tight, 'I don't mind getting you another cider because that is cheap, my wine is expensive' and then when I wanted to order a cab home because we'd met in his area and I said I felt safer, he actually said 'its not far to walk up the hill', hence tosser. And breath.

ike1 · 06/02/2013 00:20

Nevermind about men ....I am booking myself in for lower eyebag removal...texted my friend accusing her of not warning me that I was walking around in public looking like this!! She suggested juicing ffs!

JulietteMontague · 06/02/2013 00:25

Wine not even two ciders rage. More of holding in a wry smile for 2 hours, it was pathetic.

ike1 · 06/02/2013 00:26

Oh Jules what a wank bag!!!

Bant · 06/02/2013 00:38

Ah but Juliette, you've got to see it from our point of view. Buying drinks in itself is a complex balance of gentlemanliness and modernity - old-fashioned is wanting to buy drinks, new-man is 'letting' the woman pay for them both if she's so inclined. When I buy a bottle of wine it's always a trade off between something decent enough to show I have taste and something so gaudily expensive to show I'm an arrogant dick (which of course I am :)

However, 'I don't mind buying you a cheap cider' is, as you say, the sign of a knobber. Sorry.

Secretservice · 06/02/2013 00:39

I'm surprised you last two hours Juliette.
Also very Envy that your planning a move to the Med!

JulietteMontague · 06/02/2013 00:55

Bant meh, he was just tight, I noticed it on the first meeting and wanted to see what he did this time. He is also loaded from family so no excuse. Also punching well above his weight Grin

Secret the med is where I always intended to end up. I have spent a lot of my life going back and forth anyway.

Bant · 06/02/2013 00:57

yeah, it's one of those things that people find it difficult to hide on a date, I've found - not the buying drinks thing (although if someone is too strident about paying their share it tends to put me off). Also if they're rude to the waiting staff. Or too friendly :)

lubeybooby · 06/02/2013 01:07

Oh Juliette. Oh my. Yep - wankbag.

Can't sleep, oh joy Hmm

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JulietteMontague · 06/02/2013 01:12

Bant that's it exactly. Being insistent either way is just off putting. The taxi thing did my head in, I was paying for it so what is it to do with him whether I chose that or took two buses to get home. Yep, knobber.

JulietteMontague · 06/02/2013 01:16

Lubey I've missed out of the photo of the lovely TT, would you be able to PM me sometime tomorrow? I hope you get to sleep soon.

I'm a mixture of incredulity and finding this evening funny at the moment.

lubeybooby · 06/02/2013 01:32

Haha, can't have you missing that! Yes I will PM you

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lubeybooby · 06/02/2013 01:35

and yes total arse, Juliette. How the hell did you last two hours?

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JulietteMontague · 06/02/2013 01:48

Lubey he's lovely! The shoulders on him Smile

lubeybooby · 06/02/2013 01:49

I know. Oh god, the lust. Shoulders do drive me particularly mad in that way.

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