The all new, sparkly,2013 Dating Thread - 35!

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off you go.

Ike I have told him I will text him tomorrow.

The thought of a 'proper' relationship scares the hell out of me. Or should I say did. Isn't that what we all want, someone on our side.

Hpoefully with great sex

Well yeah 48. I guess I understand that you want to concentrate on your familly but it sound like Mr RnR is the sort of guy who is not going to put pressure on you.

Absolutely no pressure. Hidden depths to my mad hatter.

well you spoke highly of him previously so that is no surprise. I am pleased.

I'm not reasoning round it - I just think that it doesn't take age into account which is surely going to have an influence.

I drink alchohol, I smoke sometimes, I smoked a few joints when I was a student. Doesn't make me a raging sex fiend, does it?

Now that time with the goat, however..

Ok bant ...ok bant ...we understand (Ike backs away rubbing chin)

Bant the first rule of H club, never mention H club. Or the goat.

Yes, it's an age thing

Yeah the H club 40% and under on the Purity Test ooooh how I love Mumsnet sometimes!

which purity test are people taking? one has about 500 questions, I cant be arsed going through all that :o

Ok so bored and can't sleep I gave in and did the test (the 500 question one)

20.2%

Whoever else got 20%, you are very VERY naughty!

Just read back - Juliette! atta girl

(49.5%)

Good morning,

I'm glad that Mr R&R is showing hidden depths, 48, he sounds like a good 'un.

Nomore, doctors as romantic prospects are generally knobbers. Good looking doctors = knobbers cubed. Don't be feeling disappointed if he doesn't message back.

Snape, loving 'dumble-date'

Ike, I actually ordered the dress version of my uniform as requested, for bedroom high jinks. Worked quite well. Cough.

Velvet, hope you're ok.

Juliette, I'm well impressed with the aircraft carrier, you rascal.

Waves to everyone, have a good day.

MsArse, lmao and choking on coffee at 'knobber cubed'

Yes I have heared that is the case Arse...from a dr...

Right ...so that is 3 in the H club....you durty, durty little Hedonists you!!

my purity will remain a mystery...i dont think i'll ever be bored enough to wade through an internet quiz that long:o

I started the purity test but it takes way too long!!

I got my 'poem' today from Mr Cheeky .. not so much a poem just all the things he loves about me (without actually saying that he loves me)

Brought a smile to my face but it's a bit full on!

Aw Kirst...thats sweet...I have to write poetry to myself.

Dearest darling ike
you are better than a trike
and a lightning strike
oh ike, ike ike

Don't thank me, let's just all be silent and share in this moment.

Got a Match date tonight. Was hoping to be bright eyed and bubbly for it but DS has spent the night throwing up since 1.30 this morning lol. Will be using plenty of cover-up under my eyes lol.

Hello, I'm new to all this and after joining POF started chatting to someone who seemed OK, then it all went far too looney. I'm apparently the love of his life (we haven't even spoken in real life yet, let alone met)....I now do not respond at all. This is really spooking me out. Does this happen often?

Morning all
I think I have a date with the F/man tonight. We made arrangements on Sat -place time etc. Couple of texts since, nothing exciting. Im 50/50 as to whether it will go ahead. No reason, just what my instincts are telling me. I will assume all ok until I hear otherwise. I am not phoning him asking if its on or anything like that.

Howstrong You block. Simple as that.
I met a man a couple of months ago who was v strange. He was a bodybuilder type and before we met he would send me rows of xxxxx in the morning. And then a row of xxxx in the afternoon and various other non sensical displays of "romance". Also, periodically during the day he would text "see you Sunday at 2pm" and after every written text he would write "see you Suday at 2pm".
So I met him and he was reasonable in person. Fairly good company, talked A LOT. I didnt fancy him and I never contacted him again. If he was a less ridiculous I would have met for another drink but I couldnt go through all that texting again.

Lubes that is the most touching verse about me ...since oooh an ex boyfriend dedicated to me his rendition of 'I am the Walrus' in a gig in 1988...thank you, you are truely gifted ...sobx

I did it and came out at 52.8 and apart from dead people, waste products and animals and answered yes to most things. . How did some of you get 20% ?

Did we do the same test. I think my results are accurate, not the most prudish but certainly not a pervert .