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The all new, sparkly,2013 Dating Thread - 35!

999 replies

watchoutforthatsnail · 06/01/2013 21:01

off you go.

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ike1 · 07/01/2013 22:54

Wow Snapes ....take it on your date with Dumbledore!

ike1 · 07/01/2013 22:55

C'mon Bant you dirty doggy you...

Snapespeare · 07/01/2013 22:55

I'd be hoping to knock a few percentage points off of it on the dumble-date.

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watchoutforthatsnail · 07/01/2013 22:55

Haha bant!!!

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Nomorepain · 07/01/2013 22:57

ike I was loving the text banter! Loved it but missing it tonight. Prob won't hear from him again. If he was interested he would have contacted me wouldn't he...?

Are you on match? His photos don't do him justice. I just remember walking out if the surgery thinking he was the most amazing man I have ever met. He looked gorgeous, smelt gorgeous, dressed well.. in a gorgeous style ad spoke so nicely to me and DS. And he was intelligent. But completely out of my league!!! In another dimension!!!

Bant · 07/01/2013 22:59

yeah but the purity test is rubbish. Surely for someone aged 40 to have had sex under the influence of a drug is far less 'impure' than someone aged 17. Ditto with various forms of transport.

Just having had the opportunity to do certain things, or not, if you're young and haven't been on a nuclear submarine (!) or met the pope (?!) doesn't mean you wouldn't take the opportunity to have sex with him on one if it came along.

I got 40%

JulietteMontague · 07/01/2013 22:59

20% pure. It's odd because I also get low on the kink tests

Bant · 07/01/2013 23:00

Juliette - it was that wild weekend you had with His Holiness on your boat, wasn't it?

ike1 · 07/01/2013 23:00

Yeah I am on Match unpaid member. Mmm yeah I know what you mean about that type of thing ....fucking annoying. Ah well on the bright side if his photos are shit p'raps he wont get many messages.

ike1 · 07/01/2013 23:02

JULIETTE!!! I am shocked!!!

JulietteMontague · 07/01/2013 23:06

What do you take me for?

Although I'm sure HMS not saying which one aircraft carrier didn't help

In a private officer's cabin, I'm no tart Grin It's wierd, because they can get in serious trouble just for someone being in there and the cabin doors have to be open at all times.

ike1 · 07/01/2013 23:09

......and were the doors open????That's where the kink factor comes in...

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watchoutforthatsnail · 07/01/2013 23:10

damn, curious now... ill be back once ive done it

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ike1 · 07/01/2013 23:12

You'll come back 80% now watch, I reckon..

JulietteMontague · 07/01/2013 23:21

Yes doors always open, they have to be. Just have to be discreet, and I am very discreet Wink

Not sure why I score high on these things, I'm strictly a one man at a time woman although that did bring a few men things back.

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watchoutforthatsnail · 07/01/2013 23:30

42.2%
not so bad.
phew

but it is a purity test not a kink test.
Ive never done drugs or smoked. knocks a whole chunk out and allows me to keep a bit of a halo ;)

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BunnyKelly · 07/01/2013 23:31

You can keep it out ike, just remember that like lots of things in life its what you do with it that counts...

ike1 · 07/01/2013 23:33

Ah I see so Bant and Juliette are the hedonists on this site ....

ike1 · 07/01/2013 23:37

Well its a proper knee length skirt Bun with sensible slip ons and knee high tight ...I know your kinky taste

ike1 · 07/01/2013 23:37

tights

JulietteMontague · 07/01/2013 23:37

I shall take hedonist as a compliment Grin

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watchoutforthatsnail · 07/01/2013 23:40

20%
!!!!!!!!
So funny

Did you do the 500 questions or the full 1000

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48howdidthathappen · 07/01/2013 23:42

Mr R&R rang me. He was lovely. A gem of a man.

ike1 · 07/01/2013 23:45

Aw 48 are you sure finishing the relationship is the thing to do? He could be really supportive?

ike1 · 07/01/2013 23:47

I love the way Bant has tried to reason his way around his impure result...trying not to tarnish the'nice guy' image..