The all new, sparkly,2013 Dating Thread - 35!

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off you go.

48 so sorry. Best of luck.

Watch you are so 'racy' ...mmm annilingus in a hurst...well, well. See i would lick a loved ones ring but I am not having arse fucking no way....bit of light bondage maybe ...so what is that then?

Ike you're a 4.75.

It gets a bit easier to define when you introduce decimal points.

5ish 6ish ...once tried that popping candy on my clit as an experiment....ooh and tiger balm (baaaad idea) where does that leave me?

Oh dear less than I thought hmmmm ok getting back into the iron pants now.. (clunk)

Tiger Balm ?? Bloody hell, ouch.

48 so sorry :(

Snape I agree about the kink scale. Based on 1 = missionary and 10 = goat then I'd put myself at an 8 maaayyybee 9 I think, but what I have in mind could easily be someone elses 10. Or 200.

Has everyone looked at Juliette's goat, with its 'come hither' , coy over the shoulder glance ?

At the same time though I enjoy number 1 = missionary just as much as the kink factor stuff. I like men I'm seeing to be similar and not 'need' kink just maybe include it sometimes.

Yes a ridiculous bloody idea...hahhhha...not all that long ago either ..told you about the pig shit intellect....christ luby I dont even have the brain cells to imagine. Mind you after watching that Bob Flanagan film...

48, sorry to hear your news.

Me too Lubey, prefer it to be something you build on with a guy as you get really comfortable with each other, rather than the main focus.

I am really genuinely surprised at the level of kinkiness on here ..dunno why..

That's exactly it Scrazy! And then even when very comofrtable with each other, still very very happy with more vanilla than kink. Not needing it is key.

ike popping candy earns you 0.5, so you're a 5.25 and definitely within the score you previously indicated.

juliette that goat is a bit 'come hither'

Yep, I think it used to be referred to as 'making love', now there's a novel idea .

Well Lubes that is what probably separates you from the likes of folk like Bob and his partner ....but infairness the film does not deal with the minutiae of their everyday sex life.

Ok Snapes I am good to go with that score..

She is well up for it I can tell you...

Ah she's sooooo cuuuuute

Cute and goes in your bag if you turn your back

I think, very generally speaking, younger people are slightly more open to kink, because of a general pornification of society and a normalisation of the lower echelons of kink. I mean, 'they' sell handcuffs in Anne bleeding summers! Alright they'll be fluffy and cheap and a bit crap, but they're still handcuffs.

20 years ago a bloke would go to a prostitute for anal, now MN has a Friday bum-sex thread. ergo, everyone thinks everyone is doing it, that you're missing out if you're not open to kink.

I've said before, organic vanilla with the best ingredients trumps chocolate chip that is full of hydrogenated fat and a bunch of e-numbers.

Oh god. I'm not even doing any kink or purity tests. I can tell you right now it would be baaaaad. bad bad bad.

Evening all!

Had a brill first day back at work. Really enjoyed myself and loved getting back into work clothes and chatting to people. I'd forgotten what lovely people I have the pleasure of working with! And most importantly my little babies were fine. Had a brill day with the nanny. She is like Mary Poppins!! It is all too good to be true!!

Soooooooo, great day at work, sailor boy knew it was my first day back. We were texting for hours last night but then not heard anything off him at all today. Am I expecting too much to get a "how was yor first day back?" text? Also he hasn't hinted at meeting up either. I am not going to ask him to meet up nor text him first. I want to be chased as opposed to being the chaser!!!

Sorry guys I just cannot join in on the kink stuff! I'm blushing at the thought of it! I'm a child!!!

Sorry about your mum 48 xxx