He's about to propose to me - How do I act surprised??

[CapellaMa]

Ok a few months ago I made a cosmic order for my boyfriend to propose to me before the end of the year. It hasn't happened yet and I'm not seeing him tonight so obviously it will happen either tomorrow night or NYE as he's staying with me both these nights.

I don't want him to know his proposal was cosmically ordered so I'll have to act all surprised when he does it, even though I know what's about to happen!

Any tips on acting surprised when you're really not? I'm so excited

Congratulations, Curiosity! You don't think the cosmic order got delivered to the wrong house, do you? You'll need to wait in for a courier to collect it.

Oh maybe. Shit. I will have to make some cosmic calls....

Well? We are waiting! I have this book. If you got a proposal I may did it out again......

Still no update??

Do I have to cosmically order that too??

What did you expect from this OP? Not only is OP deluded by thinking she can cosmically order a proposal, she's also a disgusting human being.

By cosmic ordering a proposal, and you obviously believe you'll get one because of it, you're trying to force someone into asking you to marry them. Are you such a bad person that he wont want to propose to you in a natural way that you need to hypnotise him into it?

Have you also cosmic ordered him never to go out with his mates or do whatever you want?

Mrkidd I think you are taking this a bit seriously, unless she's your girlfriend of course

Salt and vinegar with that mrkidd?

Having had a look at your other thread, did you want him to propose?
And has he?

So how does this cosmic ordering malarkey work ?

How do you actually order cosmic ?

....and more importantly will it gift me swanky new Gucci heels ,or a Prada handbag ?

Hell I'm not greedy , I'd settle for a primarni handbag !

I hope SP cosmically ordered a sickbucket for herself.

GOOOOOOOOD MORNINNNNG SP!

Still no update I see.

I don't suppose SP is feeling all that bad? Takes some concentration to spell that badly and still be comprehensible

Omg, I've just read through this thread openmouthed.

Crackers. Utterly crackers.

Update please :)

I'm feeling fresh as a daisy. No doubt tonight i will feel like shit. Might have to cosmic order it not too

MeerkatMerkin - OMG, you know him too! Possibly you saw the documentary that was on TV a while back, about his workplace?

You don't want to mess with cosmic ordering, I wanted flooring and a man on a white horse, 2 months later the flooring is in boxes in the hall and some man is texting me...and messing my head up chocolate cake.... tis the knight on the white horse, if anyone listened to my ordering properly, no idea where the cake comes from must have a been a subliminal order or something....no idea if that is even the correct word!

Anyone engaged yet?

So this cosmic ordering thing: is it generally deemed to be more effective than prayer?

Well, I did order a sofa and it's now in my living room.

Marking place! Genuinely interested to see if it works!

Not conclusive, Lueji. It just proves it's more effective than Yodel, which let's face it wouldn't be hard.

I had to pay for it, which might have helped. :o

Did you say yes Curiosity? :)

Still nothing?

I have placed 2 cosmic orders

Congratulations Curiosity, presuming you said yes