Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

[OhLittleTownofWesternWind]

Here we are!

OWW High 5 to the New Women!

Haha Velvet that's brilliant. 2013 is going to be your year!

Snape don't read too much into the okc questions. He's obviously interested and will have seen from your profile that you have children. These questions could have been answered months ago, after a bad day or anything.

48 I like the idea of being a New Woman in all sorts of senses ...

Actually, 2013 is going to be The Year of the Thread. We will all find lurve, hot sex, gorgeous men/women sans fish or whatever else we may desire. So mote it be.

Know, I think I'm trying to find excuses to freak out.

Cornettos! I'd freak out at fireworks if there were the promise of a cornetto to soothe me. (Poor doggy!)

I have see her tongue snape she says yes to cornettos.

Seen. Here I go

Mistakes from here on in.

48 I read that as seen!

If we all get equally drunk, typos will go unnoticed

I will drink to that

may i begin early with an ' I love you! You're my besh mate' before I attack my bottle of port and become largely unintelligible.

All the best for the bells, thread. Wishing you all love, happiness, prosperity and calm for 2013.

We have Jools Holland so the new year is nearly here. Where's Roland Ruvron and what does he do for the rest of the year?

I raise a glass to this thread and all aboard. Have a fun 2013

To The Thread and all who sail in her

Very slightly pished but still typing ...

Yes. Here is no doubt to more obscure, frankly weird and hilarious dating exploits. Health in all departments, calmness, serenity to everyone. X

And some bastard has started his fire works early. Hope the cornettos last.

How many have you got 48 and how long does each one last?

A boxful if required. Two usually do the job.

I may be a tiny bit drunk too. Getting very fond of ShoeGirl. Not that we've met yet.

Happy new year to everyone, hope 2013 brings you fewer knobshots and more Coffee and happiness.

I have had one bottle of red, a bottle of beer and half a bottle of cava. I am fucked. happy new year daters :o

4 minutes to go :)

first post of 2013 :)

Goodbye 2012 on the whole been a fucking dry year. 2013 gotta be more Fun.

Happy new year to all of you. Here's to 2013 being a good one with lovely people in our lives, especially one or lots* we share Coffee with x
*as you wish

He says he loves me !!!!!!!!

OWW Your own fireworks

OWW I'm just grinning here for you. Happy new year sweetie