Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

[OhLittleTownofWesternWind]

Here we are!

I have never posted a profile before but do feel compelled to share this with you. It possibly has the scariest photos ever, from the first (and that's not just him) to the last.

They don't read the text, do they

Woohoo :o

What Snape said too, proves your friend is a bitch. and a caaaaaaaah. A right cahhhh! :o

I am just about to text Mr iPhone and say thank you and suggest meeting again this weekend because I'm kid free and NEED a shag

wish me luck!

Also staying in here - wine is flowing and party food partially eaten already... got beer for later and a massive cake which I shall endeavor to eat as much as possible of and will probably be breakfast tomorrow too at this rate. I'll be mn-ing through the evening because I like it and I damn well want to and I don't care. no point pretending I have a life

I might have a date tomorrow

He is still far too good looking for me.

And he plays the guitar.

I'm off out in a minute but just wanted to wish you all a very HAPPY NEW YEAR! You are an amazing bunch of people. I hope that 2013 brings us all happiness xxx (3 kisses because you are all cool!!)

Yay for velvet!!!!

'She's a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhHHHHHHHH!!'

:)

Emerging briefly from my grump to say, yaaaay Velvet ! and Happy New Year to all of you, I hope 2013 will be full of wonderful things for each of you.

hang on.. called 'spaceman' because of his job... good looking.. plays guitar..

spoon, you're not dating David Bowie, are you?

I think it's Felix Bumgardener

Right been to the pub ...open wide everyone ...mmmmm ...slurp ...oh mmmm gobble gobble.. new years eve group snog done !Happy New Year everybody!! Heading to mates house 4 nibbles now... love you all. xxxxx

I thought you were referring to my knees. happy new year sweetie!

OKC has gone utterly mad. 47 visitors in the last hour. Chatting to three men similtaneously. I need a PA.

Velvet Fantastic start to the New Year. So happy for you

lubey Hope you get your shag!

I will be getting mine tomorrow when Mr R&R gets back from Yorkshire at fucking last.

Well I've been out, back in now. Had a pint and it went straight to my head. Being in is cool.

So, fireman phoned me today to say HNY. He is funny as he asked whether he went to far last night with his (very mild flirty) texts. His level of going too far is pretty low level. To be honest I hadn't even realised he was flirting they were that sedate. I said it was fine. So I'm seeing him next Tuesday and he wants to arrange something a bit more romantic for a later date. I'm sure he is worldly wise but he comes across as if he isn't and I like it. I'm just going to let it flow.

velvet what you doing for your date? yay......!!!!!!!

snape dumble sounds cool to me.

western. Best wishes and respect on the wall paper front.

I took a look at that scary profile juliette and the photos have a chill about them. Now said specimen has messaged me saying he doesn't bite hard. Probably wondering why he's so popular!

Scatty all sounds good with fireman.

Niceness is underrated.

Spaceman asked tonight if I thought he was a bit geeky. He isnt at all, he's polite, and nice and a bit reserved (which I like), which was my response :) We're going to the pub near me tomorrow. Very much looking forward to it.

velvet sounds great. Keep us updated. Excited.

Dumbledore also apparently 'wouldn't date a single parent' DAMN YOU OKC and your infernal questions. I give up now.

scatty Great news you are giving Fireman another chance.

Spaceman has got over the driving thing then velvet must be keen

whatdoes I would go to bed. But at midnight it will be a fucking fireworks frenzy. My dog will go into orbit I have a corneto or 2 to distract her.

Well I would be in bed if I could but I am up supervising the ravening hordes. Actually they're watching a Harry potter DVD and eating Pringles and quality street so it's not too bad. LM on the other hand is drinking vintage bollinger and eating olives and hummus. Ho hum. He's phoned up for a long chat of a slightly smutty variety and has also posted a FB status about how great 2013 is going to be with a new job and a new woman which I think is meeeeeee!!!

whatdoes happy new year!

48 I have a lovely image of you distracting your dog with cornettos in each outstretched hand :)

Spaceman thought I was too good looking to be interested in him . Blimey....