Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

[OhLittleTownofWesternWind]

Here we are!

Three pints of Strongbow is the optimal amount of alcohol for shit-hot pool playing.

Not in Wales they dont! (bloody Welshmen) The only message I have had for weeeeks on there is off a Polyamorous 51 year old gynaecologist...and he was from the over the border!!

Oh and he was touting for subs ...on yer bike matey!

Stick a bit of guinness n black in it and you can take on the whole rugby team OWW!

How lovely, Yoga, is it the one that has the initials D H ? If so, I've been told that it's fabulous ( also please flick the 'v' s at Maris, he lives in the environs ).

I am deeply envious of all you being able to play pool, I'm so bad you'd just pity me.

New Celt wants to call me. Might let him.

Oh and LOLd at earlier juxtaposition of "they have big balls" & "search the bottom of the washing basket"!!

Somewhere there is a connection Yoga lol

As part of the advice I'm keener on giving out to others than following myself, I've just accepted an invite to a new years party. Normally avoid it like the plague but will put myself out there.

Snape talking of Demi Moore, take a look at this towards the end of the thread.

No not DH, CH...? But will gladly pass on your thoughts to Maris if I see him. I am equally shit at pool, would be appalled if I beat a man (or anyone for that matter including my 9 yr old).

Go fer it Bunny....

Yoga definitely a nice treat. Get drunk and behave just a little bit badly obviously

You can't miss him, Yoga, looks like a spud with terminal angst.

Bunny, go fer it. ( obviously I shall be lying in bed, with my duvet pulled up over my head )

OKC Since 27 Dec. 84 visitors 9 messages, 8 in English, 3 possibles, 1 definitely of interest.

Yes, they are bored.

Wow, wow, wow! They are good stats!

Oh juliette. I now love 'crispyhedgehoghogmanay' I really hope they'll be gloriously happy. He sounds lovely

Yeah she deserves the best after a shitty year.

OKC is generally a bit tipsy lonely & 'up fer it' I think. :) I've only replied to people I've been speaking to outwith the festive season. Although I did get a profile view from 'sexual pensioner' again. Yippee.

Cheers ike and mrsarse

At the least I should get a smooch at the bells, although I'll find out when I get there whether that's a good idea / how drunk I'll need to get

Juliette - I am a little drunk. And I have on sparkly shoes (like Dorothy). What I really want to do is get into bed and eat chocolate but seems a bit of a waste

Yeah tends to be for those who like to tout for their kink ..at least thats honest...just not much traffic in these parts (on line and personally lol)

That's good going Juliette That topless pic you sent me must be doing the trick! [griin]

Snape yes she is lovely and deserves the best.

You never know Bunny, there could be a foxy sex maniac there, just waiting for you to show her a good time.

No, Yoga, sparkly shoes need to be taken out and shown a good time