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Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

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OhLittleTownofWesternWind · 26/12/2012 00:14

Here we are!

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WhatDoesTheDogSay · 30/12/2012 19:29

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SevenSnapespearesSwimming · 30/12/2012 19:32

hi bunny. Hi florentine (mmmmmmbiscuits!) bumhead (are you new too?)

MsArsebiscuit · 30/12/2012 19:32

They all sound like likely places, Lubey, especially your dd's wardrobe.

Velvet, there's no point in getting disheartened, look at the people on here and how many of us are having no success, and let's face it, we're all bloody marvellous. It's a shite time of year, I'm spending part of every other day having a weep, things will get better.

MsCellophane · 30/12/2012 19:44

Velvet! Please don't let what this so called friend said to heart. Firstly, she isn't a friend and secondly she is talking out of her arse.

You have seen all of us this thread, we are all in the same boat. Funny, attractive, intelligent people still single.

I'll take your 4 years and give you 13. That's how long I have been single. I have had dates and lots of sex because that's what I prefer (for now) Very few of these men have been ones I would want a relationship with. I won't settle just to say I have a partner. Why should we?? If I meet someone - I want someone worthy of ME. I know people that are never out of relationships, they break up with one and go straight to the next. It's not because they a better than anyone else, it's because they are so scared of being alone, they take the first thing on offer. Which obviously doesn't work as they keep leaving relationships.

Also, dating has changed. The first time I was out there, you'd meet someone at work or the pub/club. You'd arrange to meet somewhere and then not speak again until you got there. These days it's all done through email and text. Everyone is in each others pockets and constant contact isn't helpful. It leaves people worried about too much or too little contact, it makes people think they know someone when you can't know someone until you meet face to face, it confuses the boundaries.

Spaceman may be genuinely out of contact due to phone issues. If he isn't interested hopefully he will be upfront with you. If he is interested, you will find out in a few days. Easier said than done but try to stop fretting. If you like him and he likes you, it will happen but if it's the other way, you have to try to stop allowing it to affect you so deeply - you are worthy of any man out there and that man will be there eventually, he really will

BantaBaby · 30/12/2012 19:44

Playing pool. Should I let her win one?

FlorentinePogen · 30/12/2012 19:44

Greetings, SSS. Smile

No lavatorial updates from Banta, then.......Shock

FlorentinePogen · 30/12/2012 19:47

Aargh......x-post. Smile

FlorentinePogen · 30/12/2012 19:49

Playing pool. Should I let her win one?

Absolutely. 'Tis the mark of a gentleman.

SevenSnapespearesSwimming · 30/12/2012 19:51

banta. No, you shouldn't 'let' her win one because she's a woman she's lulling you into a false sense of security until you start to think you're invincible and then she'll suggest a friendly wager and she will wipe you off the table.

I never used to do this as a 19 year old Blush

MsCellophane · 30/12/2012 19:51

And hello new people - (waves)

I'm still chatting to the Rescue-ee, he has been ill so I have no idea if I will be wooed tomorrow night but I'll be quite happy home alone with a cava and the tv - I hate New Years with a passion

A blast from my past has turned up this weekend. I met a man a few years ago on POF. Nice man, body of Hugh Jackman and a nice face. We had one coffee but talked all the time after for about a month. He was away on business a lot and my family got in the way so we didn't manage a 2nd date. Anyway, he disappeared. He finally emailed me to say his MIL had died and it had thrown up feelings he thought were past. His wife had died 2 years previous. He was very sorry but he wasn't ready to date.

So, he is back. He says he was sorry that he disappeared and he was now in a different place. Hopefully we can set up that 2nd date cos I fancied him hugely. I did ask if he is likely to piss off again and he said if a relationship wasn't working for him, he would be much better at explaining himself - fingers crossed

ike1 · 30/12/2012 19:54

I'd wup your arse Banta Boooooooy! Gimme that stick !!

SevenSnapespearesSwimming · 30/12/2012 19:59

So, dating update from me. I am currently chatting to a 29 year old (you might remember him from before Xmas) we've been chatting on OKc for a wee while, he has FWB potential. He looks a little like Kenneth Branagh, if you squint. I'm prepared to squint. I guess we will call him Mr Branagh. Potential date with him next week

And a 39 year old with a marvellous Dumbledore style beard, who is really engaging and quick. Grabbed my attention by sending three messages over a day and a half in reverse order (my dating profile alludes heavily to Doctor Who) so he managed time-travel, which impresses me. We shall call him Mr Dumbledore... Potential date after the 8th as he is currently away for Xmas/new year. I like him better I think.

Neither are particularly wanting relationships, having recently ended LTRs, but I kind of like that attitude. Both are respectful, slightly flirty, but no filth & I'm enjoying talking to them both.

JulietteMontague · 30/12/2012 19:59

Snape I've PMd you

Banta just remember that episode of Frasier where Daphne wipes out the entire hard core section of the 'British' pub

Welcome Bunny, Bumhead you've already been here I think? and anyone else who fancies a go. Not on me of course, unless you are very hot Belgian.

SevenSnapespearesSwimming · 30/12/2012 20:00

BODY OF HUGH JACKMAN !!!!!!!!!!

I've come over a bit...shallow.

MsArsebiscuit · 30/12/2012 20:09

Go Snapes !

MsCellophane, another one whose interest is piqued by the 'body of Hugh Jackman' phrase, blimey, get in there.

I have only ever won one pool match, I'm afraid I was vair, vair drunk ...

Yogagirl17 · 30/12/2012 20:15

Hello everyone new. I have taken myself away for my spa break. Had fab massage and am now sat in the bar with wine looking fab. Unfortunate the only other folk here at the moment are several older couples in wooly jumpers. Hmm
Can't decide if this is a nice treat or just a little sad.

Snape - 29? U continue to impress & amaze! Time traveller sounds promising too.

Velvet - ur "friend" is talking shit. OD is a slog and the good catches are few and far between. And you have a job and a life outside of OD. And standards. No point in settling for anything less than someone who thinks you are utterly fabulous.

My new years resolution is to meet someone who thinks I'm fucking amazing. Smile

VelvetSpoon · 30/12/2012 20:22

I play pool best when I'm drunk. I'm not as good as I should be though given that I've got my own pool table Blush

Might have to add more pool practice to list of NY resolutions....

Yoga enjoy the spa. hopefully one or more good looking single men will turn up shortly...can only be a matter of time!

SevenSnapespearesSwimming · 30/12/2012 20:24

Aside from my raaaaather nice current messages, I have also had

'Hi , how are you ? U are so cute :) xx'

'hi babes what r u up2 2day?:-)'

I would not like to give the impression that I don't get rubbish-messages as well. :)

Yes. 29. Fifteen year age gap. I am Demi Moore.

SevenSnapespearesSwimming · 30/12/2012 20:25

Mmmmmm spa!

Good for you yoga you deserve a fab break! :)

ike1 · 30/12/2012 20:26

Bloody Hell Snape is this all on OKC? Its tumbleweed Central in my part of the world....

Yogagirl17 · 30/12/2012 20:29

They nearly cancelled my massage due to being short staffed but I cried a little and they sorted it and upgraded my room! Grin

Dating is cheaper but so CBA. This is my last fling before I become a working woman again woo hoo!

SevenSnapespearesSwimming · 30/12/2012 20:29

Yep, all on OKC... Hold on, I'll do stats for you...

SevenSnapespearesSwimming · 30/12/2012 20:31

78 visitors over last 3 days. Messages from 17 of them.

I think people get bored over the holidays...

Yogagirl17 · 30/12/2012 20:32

I have a lovely single friend who is fed up being single so we are trying to work up the courage to go somewhere we might meet men in RL.