If you wrote a book of your life story - what would you call it?

[skyebluesapphire]

I need some light hearted entertainment. Some of us here in relationships have been through a tough time and some of it seems unbelievable. If you were to write your life story, what would you title the book? Give me a title and a brief explanation why....

Mine would be:

An Elephant is for Life, Not just for Christmas

my thread's about my husband walking out on me started with How do you reconcile while ignoring the elephant in the room, then Sod the elephant looks like its over, followed by Not an elephant in sight, and currant thread How do you eat an elephant? one bite at a time.. So I have kept an elephant theme for my thread titles, so people know its me (bit like Lou and her Chutney..).

mine would be Weebles Wobble But They Dont Fall Down

Mine would be 'A Life Lived Backwards'.... I was born middle-aged, dour and respectable but, nearly 50 years on, I am appallingly badly behaved and enjoying myself thoroughly :)

Up shit creek without a paddle

Not even a grope in sight

hmmm

• 50 shades of beige?
• eat, pray, sleep?
• Great expectations - of my mother in law

I'm sure there's more

Mine would be

FFS! : Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

A Woman of No Importance

Pearls Before Swine

How Not To Live a Life

A pocket full of regret and bad decisions ! That sums up my life at the moment

HMG83 - that was my immediate thought.

Quickly followed by; the many misadventures of chaos and creativity.

And my song is:

Oui, Je Regrette Tout.

I am Woman, I am Invincible, I am Tired

I have it on a fridge magnet and it sums my life up perfectly

Happiness prohibited.
....And lived SADLY ever after.
How to be unhappy with yourself.
Karma is a bitch....sometimes.
Why Why Why?
How to duck his punches for beginners.

I won't do that.

My virgin post on MN ....
I hadn't considered if for my book title - but I have decided I want 'eastenders plots have nothing on me' tattooed to my arse .

Life's a Bitch and Then You Die

or

Mine's Not a Life, It's a Warning to Others

He came, he saw, he had a lie down.

Fuck it. Do it anyway, you only live once.

A Cure For Insomnia

The curious incident of the puds and her life.

My book would be called "Oh Buggerit that'll have to do".

Mine would be called "Is This It?"

Mine would be called "You Fucking Eejit"

"I can't catch a freakin' break"

Welcome to MN, onaroll :)