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If you wrote a book of your life story - what would you call it?

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skyebluesapphire · 30/08/2012 10:47

I need some light hearted entertainment. Some of us here in relationships have been through a tough time and some of it seems unbelievable. If you were to write your life story, what would you title the book? Give me a title and a brief explanation why....

Mine would be:

An Elephant is for Life, Not just for Christmas

my thread's about my husband walking out on me started with How do you reconcile while ignoring the elephant in the room, then Sod the elephant looks like its over, followed by Not an elephant in sight, and currant thread How do you eat an elephant? one bite at a time.. So I have kept an elephant theme for my thread titles, so people know its me (bit like Lou and her Chutney..).

OP posts:
skyebluesapphire · 30/08/2012 23:25

If I didnt have an elephant theme I would choose

The Grass Isn't Greener, You Will Discover That When Karma Bites You on The Arse

OP posts:
Nuttyprofessor · 30/08/2012 23:34

Blood

NeverKnowinglyUnderstood · 30/08/2012 23:40

my family and other animals

perplexedpirate · 31/08/2012 07:59

Either 'Life I the Wrong Lane' as I constantly question passengers in my car as to whether I'm in the right lane, as in life generally.
Or: Boobs and Wine. Just cos.

Downunderdolly · 31/08/2012 09:58

Hopefully not the story of my life but current chapter is called
"Wife, Deleted".....

Cremolafoam · 31/08/2012 10:10

Living like Hamlet

Always in the midst of melodrama meGrin

SoggySummer · 31/08/2012 10:16

A few options:

Floundering

What a fuck up

101 ways not to live your life (and more)

Clinging on by the skin of my teeth

You couldnt make it up

How the hell did that happen?

Not what I planned

Up shit creek without a paddle

somewheresomehow · 31/08/2012 17:38

Life is a lemon and i want my money back !!

molepom · 31/08/2012 17:41

A dryn Molepom - The latte years.

mouldyironingboard · 31/08/2012 18:14

50 shades of grey hair

How to have your cake and eat it with a nice cup of tea

A clockwork chocolate orange

SoleSource · 31/08/2012 18:25

My Life Of lonliness as an unloved little girl and an Unloved Woman.

garlicnuts · 31/08/2012 18:54

Sole :(

Or is it :( ? Mine could have the same title, but it doesn't feel bad iyswim. Hope yours doesn't either.

joshandjamie · 31/08/2012 19:06

'the startling reality of being ordinary'

leguminous · 31/08/2012 23:09

Who Ate All The Pies Grin

Teansympathy · 02/09/2012 09:07

as Forest Gump said ....................Life is Like a Box of Chocolates you never know what your gonna get!!!!, sums it up perfectly for me !

Teansympathy · 02/09/2012 09:08

OR......................CarpeDieum! in other words seize the day!!

Teansympathy · 02/09/2012 09:10

My reasons , my life has been unexpected, bumpy and full of highs and lows !

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