Success, standards and still holding out for Johnny Depp...dating thread 18

[ChaoticismyLife]

Forget the olympics...we're aiming for dating gold.

Only the best is good enough.

As you were....:)

I'm off home for a gin. I'm disappointed & furious in equal measure. I sat there like a twat for 40 'fucking minutes! Hello sofa!

Fucking hell. I do think thats awful, I wouid be fuming. You have every right to be fuming. What the fuck is wrong with people?;

sorry snape,that was rude for him to do that,take it as one of those dating things.

Am repeating to myself that he obviously realised I was completely out of his league, so panicked & fled. I am actually stunned.

Yep. Manners cost nothing. The same happened to my friend. Only she saw the dust of the car wheels as he left the car park. It's cowardly.

Snape, he sounds like a complete and utter jerk:(
how appalling of him..no wonder you are furious

I take it he was considerably older and shorter than he said?

Yes to both, black & white photo great, in real life giant red beard, grey hair he must have cut himself, stooped. At least he had teeth, but they all pointed in different directions.

I am clearly hideous. (joke) what a 'fucking cunt.

Are you going to text him? Send him a ton of expletives... Or do nothing.
How Fucking dare he.. how dare he!!!!

i'm surprised you didnt do a runner first!

As far as I am concerned, he has ceased to exist. Not worth any more of my attention. My lovely flat mate wants to kill him

Now I'm horny and angry!

I'm really sorry..

Bloody hell. I'm surprised you didn't do a runner.
Lord above. He needs to be reported to Trading Standards. It's a bad experience. Just goes to show we know nothing till we see the flesh.

I was thinking of running, but I'm a decent sort, was rehearsing the letting him down gently speech.

I am a volcano of hormones and hatred. If I did fuck someone now they wouldn't be able to walk for a month. Back to.the nunnery I think...

jesus snape thats awful. what a total prick.

i'm furious on your behalf.

OKC account hidden.

The sun peeks out from behind the clouds!

:)

snape he is a complete and .utter waste of space prick.

I was struggling decorating and now a former internet date offers help (as friends) in exchange for sharing my vodka.

I don't feel horny and have a date tomorrow to which I am over the moon happy over. Confirmed again today for tomorrow.

Lovely flatmate is considering an okcupid honey trap for him, with voluptuous scantily clad blonde as profile pic. When he turns up expecting a shag, flatmates mum will be waiting for him. .

I just got a blah message from a POFer - the pic showed him (doppelganger for Shrek) sitting on an N-reg Honda squinting into the camera smowkin' a faaaag.

Why do they do it? Then their profile bleats on about how nobody contacts them. Dude, c'mon!

PS Snape - fackin ada! What an arsehole! I think he realised his game was up.

Snape, that is absolutely disgusting behaviour. I'm appalled. It happened to a friend of mine once - it was her first internet date, and the 'man' (if he can be called such a thing) climbed out of a window in the toilet. I was so furious on her behalf - in fact I still am years later. And I feel the same on your behalf too. What on earth is the matter with these pathetic, rude, cowardly creatures?

Wow snape I am stunned. What an absolute fuckwit. Another one angry on your behalf. Twat.

Omg snape! How rude!! Did you leave him to it?

Not heard from mr tall so another one bites the dust, not worried have a few other options. All of them tall ;)

Oops just heard from him. He has been driving around the Kent countryside all day or so he says. He did say he loves his car, a classic and that he hardly ever gets to give it a good run...I think maybe I should give him the benefit of the doubt.

I sat there for 40 minutes, watching people catch eels. Even more disappointing, was I was expecting ray lemontagne. I got catweasel. :(.

sigh.

Can we kindly do a quick round of 'it's not you, it's him'? I felt great, now I feel a bit old and unloved. Fucker.

girly'. Yes you should. Just once though.