advice plse - im out of 'touch' (literally) with men..

[almostspring]

ive just started dating a guy after years without a physical relationship, and feel like a teenager - im not so worried about the actual sex part (though we havent had any yet) but i feel really shy about touching his willy and cant remember 'how to do it', silly as it sounds....i know that everyone is going to prefer slightly different things but, in general, do most men prefer kind of tender touching or something a bit firmer.? and what do you do..just move your hand up and down.? i feel ridiculous for asking but anyway.....

i know that everyone is going to prefer slightly different things

You've answered your own question and you're best advised to ask him what he prefers instead of creating a thread for pubescents and adolescents.

If you're still unsure, just suck it and see.

Believe me it comes naturally, don't worry about it and just go with the flow.

YOu can practice blow jobs on a banana.

They're all different. I've found that circumcised men like different techniques to uncircumcised. Just start off slowly and gently and then ask him if he wants it firmer/harder/etc.

Or even better ask him to show you!

This has really made me laugh.

Um, surely you know how to wank a man off, don't you? You've done it before haven't you?

I was going to describe the actual manoeuvres of the act, but I just can't bring myself to type it. I feel ridiculous.

How To Wank A Man Off:

1. Put on a pair of Marigolds.

1. Grab the dick firmly and talk dirty to him.

Of course, you could always just fuck and save the Marigolds for him to do the washing up

I was just thinking myself the other day that I can't remember how to "do it"!!

O Fabby, I was intending to have a sliced banana with cream to keep the blood sugars up till bedtime. Now I'm boaking at the thought and I'm not going to able to look my greengrocer in the eye when I call in for my weekly bunch

Has anyone actually practised on a banana though? In RL as opposed to imagination/dream/etc

I havent cos Im good at it, but she could try a cuecumber.

Modesty, modesty.

I think a cucumber might be a bit offputting, size wise. What about a fairly large carrot?

What kind of feedback would you get from a cucumber or a banana though? How would you know if you're accidentally scraping your teeth whilst performing for example?

And yes, either a cucumber is way too big or I've been short changed

1. Open another tab.

2. Go to Google.

3. Using both hands (or just one, whichever you're more comfortable with), type in the words "how to give a handjob."

4. Press the enter key.

5. Starting at the top, click on each search result and read the content of the page.

And what is wrong with my guide, pray do tell hopkin

Have you no pity, you 'orrible lot. Am I ever going to be able to look my greengrocer in the eye without

Looks like I'm going have to settle for a bowl of Oat So Simple again tonight [sob]

Hi Almostspring
I was in the same boat as you until recently. 22 year marriage which ended, the last few years of which were sexless.
All I can tell you is once you start doing it it will kind of come naturally (no pun intended!)
Men like different things, just talk to him.
I know how scary it is but you will be OK
Much love
Liz

thanks ladies - yes i do feel a bit of a fool - i guess i just need a glass of wine and get on with it..

Hi AlmostSpring, try cupping his balls in the palm of your hand & with three fingers stroke the base of his penis where it joins his body, in the same way you would stroke your button , that will get his blood pressure pumping, the rest will come naturally ,gentle is always a good way to start on the banana like part. happy stroking.

< faints clean away >

I'm in the same boat op

In fact the thought of all the effort a new relationship requires puts me off. All that shaving and oral sex in the beginning. Feel tired just thinking about it

Dolly, you don't have to shave anything

You don't have to perform oral sex either

But if you do, do it 'cos you want to and not to please a man and then stop doing it

I do have to shave my legs AF they are furry but I don't care if it's just me stroking them

I do enjoy oral sex, don't get me wrong, it's just always a bit intense at the beginning isn't it.

I actually like being single most of the time. Would like someone to cuddle sometimes