Confusion

[WeCouldHaveHadItAll]

Well...where to start. Was married. With kiddies. Had affair. Feel in love BIG TIME. Got very scared. Affair off. Then on. Then off. Then on. Now off. Felt so right. But on-off nature meant trust was low. Anywaysup. Back with family now. Lovely to see kiddies. Wife is very keen. But I am uncertain. Very. Can't stop loving my RiRi. What to do?

what would RiRi say?

I think I shall adopt it as my mantra

If she had any sense....she'd say "Fuck off"

The sexual tension on this thread is thrilling...oooosh

"I miss my RiRi"

What a twunt.

I miss my NooNoo < sobs >

oh goodie, are we watching lesbians and men haters feast again!!

Where are they then??

Shit...he has sexual tension! I suppose that's what happens when you ARE a knob.

I am neither a lesbian or man hater. I happen to be a man. I am just a twat hater.
OP I thought you were going to fuck off out?
Please do fuck off out and leave your keys.

Blimey...this is the reality of the abusive mindset. Seriously. We are having fun with it, BUT, it's not a very long way to go, between this guy and Raoul Moat. The pathology and mindset are the same.

Self entitlement. anger, blame shifting, name calling, questioning perception and sexuality. Next he'll be questioning our mental health.

So here's the game...which tool of abuse will this pathological loser use next? I reckon, since it;s already questioned our sexuality, and the favt that we have "no life" it MUST be our mental health....or that we have "no friends" and "everyone knows" about the women on mumsnet.

Predictable?

I am all agog, actually

I think we have much to learn

I think it'll be that we are unattractive and our DHs are adulterers, princess.

If this is the normal level of your communication skills then I'm not surprised it hasn't worked with either woman.

Be honest with your wife. Tell her you're stringing her along because of the kids and that if OW clicked her fingers you'd be back like a shot, oh and you don't like the idea of the reduced lifestyle.

No, mate, there's no hope. No hope at all.

yeah, I need someone to tell me my DH is shagging the 19yo barmaid down the pub

it will make me take more care of my husband, and dole out more blowjobs, that's it

Posted so RiRi might read and see a) I love her b) It's complicated c) I'm sad (read self-pitying if you need). So thanks. And enjoy

RiRi is otherwise engaged flashing her vagina on MTV, so you are out of luck, mate

shame

But it's not real is it. Its somebody mucking about. I know I have posted now, but only to say, why is anyone posting on this?

Well obviously the state of our reproductive organs, primary and secondary, will be the next thing to be called into question.

Ahh poor bugger, he'll be down the pub now with the other nomarks, bitching into his pint about women and how much they all want him. All except those lesbians on MN.

Big bag of chips on his way home and he'll sleep like a baby tonight.

UA, it's a bit shit on telly

Thread about a thread, UA?

Still not sure why anyone engages with this sort of thread when its just a wind-up?

OP! Come back! I think I might luuuuurve you.... you had me at "lesbians and man haters"...
As my teenage ds would say, "Are you stupid for real?"

UA - The adverts are on.

Also, someone (in this case singingprincess) will state something that is important, and interesting.

• Love! Anyfuckers comeback quips

UA that is very offensive to RiRi

what are you thinking ? grin]