I'm naked and about to bonk !!! And I'm french !!

[Iheardaploof]

That's it really !!!

errr ok. Enjoy?!

No one likes a show off

Why are you posting on here then?

Get on with it!

on yer way.

Erm ok....

DP?

What's being French got to with anything?!
Are you a bit pissed too?!
Go for it anyway

really?

i think you're telling porkies and your mum is running upstairs to turn our PC off

ha! fail! Your not our

Are you really french or is there a bit of role play going on ( naughty french maid)?

'Ow was eet for you?

Confused - is mumsnet your foreplay? If ur on ere jut before having sex my guess is your doin it wrong

Wouldn't it be bonque?

ooooh la la. c'est tres sexi bon, oui oui. Whadevs.

I'm drunk on lovely red wine and about to sleep.....enjoy.....

Now is the time to get help!! You are clearly addicted to mn

Have one for me

will you do it only once?

This thread has seriously eroded my belief in the subtle Gallic sexual mystic.

Quelle craceuse!

Bonne Chance!

'Av yew dun eet yeht?

Iheardaploof, are you sure you didn't mean "about to boak !!!" ?

Ah bless..

Is your intended bonkee a mumsnetter?