I'm naked and about to bonk !!! And I'm french !!

[Iheardaploof]

That's it really !!!

Are you a poodle?

Impressive that OP has been too busy for the last 24 hours to post an update

That's what I call stamina

aren't we getting on for 48 hours?

You're totally right

Must be one of those tantric things

Heard they can last for months

they must be stuck together like le proverbial chiens

'bonk'

Otter, if you feel the need to vomit you're probably doing it wrong

Af -

OP! Where have you been! Go on, spill the beans

I'm a 'fucker' mr fawkes

Usually being naked is a plus point for the shagging so well done for being prepared. Being French is a fact rather than a prerequisite but well done all the same.

i'm eating a big bag of Dorritos!! And I'm English!!!

I'm drinking a large glass of red and I'm Welsh!

Oh dear, I'm sorry I was a bit lot pissed !! I was naked, I didn't bonk and I'm still French...and I clearly need to stay away from the computer when I'm pissed

So you were naked, but didn't bonk so I'm guessing the fact that you were on your pc meant that you had no-one to bonk? Were you hoping for some takers?

You have very good English grammar for a pissed up French person.

Next time try it with a man and see what happens

Good for you Iheard!
'Bare' in mind that some MNetters are very sensitive and don't like people being too happy (or at least telling them about it) Quite a few of them, especially AF ,love going in 'for the kill'.

I haven't heard the phrase 'bonking' for AGES, so thanks for that OP, it really made me laugh.

Aisling - that looks suspiciously like a personal attack on AF. Again. Goodness me, some people might wonder what the problem is!

Aisling, if you are going to insult someone then have the guts to come straight out with it rather than trying to do it slyly. Very bad form to come onto a thread and have a go at another poster. She obviously won whatever argument you are still seething about. Well done AF!

Shirley ,''Looks suspiciously like....''? It is a personal attack! She is a bully and loves to put posters down.

Rhubarb0- Merci de me complimenter sur ma grammaire en anglais ! I remember you from a past thread, you have spent some time in France, didn't you ?

Aisling - Thank you Aisling ! It was my last night being pissed, I gave up wine !

Shirley - Dh and I always used that word as a joke, as in fancy a bonk/a coit tonight !

We didn't bonk because I was too busy reliving my youth watching youtube, dh got fed up waiting !

Oh Aisling.

I remember you, looks like you still haven't managed to shake all those bad horrible feelings of low self esteem. Keep working at it!

(Ha Rhubs! HA HA HAAA!)

Iheardaploof: Mais oui, c'est vrai.
Do you often watch YouTube and Mumsnet in the buff?

Aisling, why take an argument to a completely unrelated thread? You are stalking a poster, raking up an argument in order to prove that she is a bully? Do you see the irony there?

Rhubarb - I think it was a transition moment, getting undressed to put my pjs, didnt quite make it

Gosh, Aislingorla give yourself a break why don'tcha

the only personal attack on this thread is yours, towards me

have a nice day

I must apologise for my own crappy French grammar

it should have been les proverbial chiens, obviously

Quelle chic dans le chambre! Tout nud!
Mais le pauvre mari!

AF, je t'adore ton nom btw (what is French for by the way?)

"tout les enculés" il me semble