I'm naked and about to bonk !!! And I'm french !!

[Iheardaploof]

That's it really !!!

merci

< schoolgirl French >

What is christ on a bike in french? Could come in handy with naked french men running around mumsnet. Le christ on le bike, wee wee. Wii wii?!

Ta very much me ole cocker (native Mancunian)

Mais de rien ma très chère Anyfucker

My kids still piss themselves when watching French Noddy. Wee Wee!

Jesu sur un velo?

I am lost

Tout droit, tournez a gauche a la pub, the premier droit et vous arrive!

turn left at the pub

I got that bit

I'm waving out of the pub window "Cooeee!"

Attention! Il'est un merde du chien la, oh zut alors! Quelle scent! Putain!"

Jesu sur un velo

et aussi il est dans le place de market.