Belting out Adele songs to your 27 cats... dating chat thread #5

[lubeybooby]

New one! Off we go :o All kind of dating, chat here.

I'm up for it if MsCello is and if she can arrange it without having to give out her number (shes already gone way above and beyond the call of duty bless her)

Too late! I've just sent him this...

Sorry, going to see my friend *** now

Bottle of wine and bitch fest is in order

Have a nice weekend

That's fine MsCello thank you

I don't think he needs a dumping text now does he? he knows he is sprung... or shall I do it anyway?

I don't see why she needs to give her number, she just needs to say yes to where ever he suggests meeting. Meanwhile, we can sit here, imagining him getting a shower, spraying his dick with lynx, putting on his best boxers, donning his special pulling outfit, shining his head and setting off on his trip to disappointment

Awwwhhhh. Drat! We can save that plan for next time then

I don't think I like men very much.

I would do it anyway, give him a miserable night

Sent! :o

and deleted and blocked and single status restored on fb

Sorted.

Mrs cello. Well done :)

Lubey, again, sorry. Hope you are ok.

Time, i.don't much like men at the momment either, they all seem.to behave like Fucks.

Just got a text reply

'why you being funny just been down as not got any work this week'

Sorry to hear about these flakey men folks.

I have more cheering news. After seeing the Very Nice Man from POF for over a month he has offered me a six week extension on the girlfriend contract. [hgrin]

I have asked for time to study the terms and conditions while broadly in favour.

What shall I negotiate? He is good at bringing me tea in bed, removing spiders and always responds to texts promptly.

What would you put on the wish list?

Lubey, I.wouldn't even bother replying. Hes been a cock and he knows it.

He agrees to meet another woman then sends you a text asking why you are being funny! There are no words! Well, there are but they are all unrepeatable!

sorry

I'm with watch on this, don't waste your time replying, he will only turn it all around on you.

I sent your text shiney! He is acting all confused still...

prize cock! agreed to meeting before even speaking to me - in a message or in person, arse arse arse

I won't reply any further no matter what he says now don't worry

When someone exits your life, let them go with class & style. They mattered, if only for a little while.

Well done. Handled with class.

Still, sorry its happened. It's not nice.

Lurking still, just had to say re Lubey and the shortest relationship, I reckon I've had one or two that have lasted less. Don't mean ONS had plenty of them but the whole I love you thing then bang, it's all gone. Fortunately pre fb but have been seeing people for months since and never change my status from single. Oh no!

Anyway hope you are feeling OK.

Not much to report and haven't had chance to read up. The guy from last week who I didnt meet has text to ask if I am free this weekend but I'm not as I am doing something really exciting!