heres what me and dh do about our sexlife (try it its brilliant)

[nailpolish]

every 3 months we go a whole month without penetration. i look forward to it, dh doesnt, but then he admits he does in the end

Err why?

we do this on an almost permanant basis

(see moan about dd2 interrupting us constantly on other thread)

TMI
LOL

I assume you do other stuff in between.

I should think that penetration once a month is the MN avaerage anyway !

great idea least i could finish reading my book and get a good nights sleep

erm.. ok

cos we were getting bored

is this suppose to be a serious thread? lol

tsk

you lot

oh well TMI i suppose!

You avoid it and read a book/play scrabble or pleasure aech other in diffreent days?

I find boredom can be solved in other ways.

But I don't do sex threads!

different ways not days!

Lead Balloon anyone ?!

Only joshing NP.

we do all the other stuff instead

You play scrabble whils pleasuring? Interesting

we do the scrabble

oh and that kinky thing where someone hogs the remote and the other falls quietly asleep in front of the telly

My dh isn't very good at spelling....

shall we speak about laundry instead then? or what did you all have for lunch

We do the eat too much then can't be arsed thing, oooh really gets me going.

food, newsnight, put out cats, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

maybe you lot should all stop doing it at night-time then

penetration once a month...god I hope not.
I feel neglected if its only once a week!!!

God I have been feeling so rubbish today, but this thread has made me laugh more than anything in the last week. Thank you!

gawd can we not talk about sex, really? Thought a group of anonymous women would be a pretty good place to discuss married sex life...?