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Original poster

heres what me and dh do about our sexlife (try it its brilliant)

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nailpolish · 01/12/2005 14:16

every 3 months we go a whole month without penetration. i look forward to it, dh doesnt, but then he admits he does in the end

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stitch · 02/12/2005 20:00

far tmi.

cod · 02/12/2005 20:02

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AwayInAMunker · 02/12/2005 20:03

DH and I shake hands before retiring to separate bedrooms. We have the kind of sex life our children would want us to when they are old enough to understand.

shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 02/12/2005 20:05

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AwayInAMunker · 02/12/2005 20:06

Maybe she has an organised mum calendar with a special sticker

shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 02/12/2005 20:06

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cod · 02/12/2005 20:09

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shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 02/12/2005 20:12

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spots · 02/12/2005 20:12

oh honestly!

cod · 02/12/2005 20:12

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shepherdswatchedtheirflockets · 02/12/2005 20:14

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myrrhthamoo · 02/12/2005 20:50

Enid, you made me laugh a lot on this thread

np - er...thanks for sharing!

Nightynight · 02/12/2005 21:01

awayinaMunker - they need a tickertape!

BudaBabeInAManger · 02/12/2005 21:13

Sex????? What's that???

moondog · 02/12/2005 21:15

You're a right sex kitten aintcha np???!!

'penetration' Hideous word. Up there (quite literally) with 'gusset'.

gingerbear · 02/12/2005 21:18

Penetration...
Woah oh, Penetration
Penetration, that's what we need
If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Woah, oh
Penetration's what you need.

moondog · 02/12/2005 21:20

lol at ginger..

forestfern · 02/12/2005 22:13

I think it is a brilliant idea!

crimbocrazydazy · 02/12/2005 22:17

Its usually two weeks with us without penetration, but thats not from want of trying..... we are lucky if we get to share a bed for the whole night!!!

morningpaper · 02/12/2005 22:22

I think I prefer the feminist description "envelopmental sex" rather than penetrative, which makes the woman the active, rather than passive, partner.

morningpaper · 02/12/2005 22:22

Just kidding of course.

morningpaper · 02/12/2005 22:23

I'm SO jealous about all the penetration going on, I have just done a two-hour stint with a full-on colicky baby, I thought my head would explode. Now she's asleep and I've cracked open the Thornton's chocolates that I'd bought my mother-in-law for Christmas.

notasheep · 02/12/2005 22:25

Goodness me!! WE go alot longer than that!!!

crimbocrazydazy · 02/12/2005 22:29

Ooh I wish I had bought someone some Thorntons!!! Just nicked one of the kids chocolate puddings off the tree as I really needed a chocolate fix!!!!

morningpaper · 02/12/2005 22:31

Hehe I've been eating chocolate coins - they are SHITE, like eating brown play-doh, but I still keep eating them.

It WAS a bit stupid spending £35 on "presents" in Thornton's though ... there's not going to be much of THAT left by Christmas...