heres what me and dh do about our sexlife (try it its brilliant)

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every 3 months we go a whole month without penetration. i look forward to it, dh doesnt, but then he admits he does in the end

Uuuugggh yes DD got some of those coins, its that horrible "soapy chocolate", not quite the same as thorntons, luckily these little puddings are cadburys!!!!

not had it in months because I just can't be arsed. And neither can DH.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats so unfair!!!!!

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we go about once every three months WITH penetration.
Or less

Oops We have not yet had any hardcore penetrative action!

However, I am quite confident that things will be ok this time - I asked for no stitches so to be honest the 10.23 to Paddington could probably pass through without causing me any discomfort.

MP ........