revenge on cheating partners so many funny stories flying around have you any

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There are so many funny stories at the moment that are making me P.M.S.L

There was a woman in the paper last week and she got a detective to film her husband with his lover after suspecting an affair.She invited 6 of there close friends around for a dinner party and played the video to them and her shocked husband.Though this was so funny I.Y.N.W.I.M.She did stay with him in the end.

Mrs Miggins painting the kitchen in her husbands jumper.Daddy Cools picture was funny and the story off the woman who sold her house to husband and his girlfriend.

I blew up pictures of the woman my husband went with Watch this woman she will pretend to like you just to steal your husband. I got hold of his mobile and text all his business contacts saying Hello i have just been caught with my pants down with the woman next door.I stuck posters on my car with husband theif lives next door and her name on it.

This things helped me through the early days and now make me laugh.I did beat her up too but not proud of that plus it hurt my hand.

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I know a girl who faked to her ex cheating partner that she wanted him back, made romantic dinner - she pee'd in the water she boiled his pasta in
Then when he went to kiss her she told him
She got a slap on the face, so she also got him arrested and charged, when he said about pissing in the pasta, she managed to get the police thinking he was a deranged psycho
She also left his mobile phone on the talking clock while he was in the nick
What a woman!

My DH just read an article in Car and Driver Magazine (can't remember any of the names)about a women married to a DJ and he had someone very beautiful in studio that he said he would sleep with. Apparently she went onto ebay and sold his very valuable car for 50pence!!! She said she was tired of being disrespected.

A women was just on the news over here that superglued her DP's penis to his stomach and then glued his butt cheeks together to finish the job.

i remember that one . Can't remember the names either.Good for her

i meant the car seller not the glue .

I heard of the prawn ones sobernow - but stuck into a hollow curtain pole which the stupid sod took with him as a design feature when he moved house!
Another goody is to wedge a small potato in their car exhaust. Ka-boom...

probably only the stuff of urban myths, but if you can get into their house pouring cress seeds and water all over their carpets while they are away for a week is supposed to be a good one.

when i split with ex i
superglued and pored polyfilla all over his beloved cassette and cd collection and mixed it with some water before i smashed the to pieces with a hammer

then tore all his clothes up and shoes and wrote all over them 'i'm armless'

i presented all theses things to him in bin liners on his doorstep,lapped him in the face and told him i must of had shit in my eyes

he was mortified

i poured coke all over the bed poured oil on bathroom floor phoned elec company and got it turned off took the remote control for tv (only way to change chanel) took fuses out of everything. got everything in the coubourd and cooked it in a big pot along with some of his clothes then poured it on the bed. locked front door and piled all the funiture up against it then climbed out the window. he wasnt too pleased lol

oh and then posted his remote bit by bit back to him

sunchowder - what a good idea!

am now going round trhe house thinking what H really really loves and will put it on Ebay

will send everyone the link if I find anything

I love the potato in the exhaust pipe, it should be a baked potato to really wedge it in good! I am so glad we sparked an idea for you MrsM!!!!

very creative thinking, all round

I knew you mean the glue one OD, that one happened in the UK I believe. Doormat, OMG!

I am so well behaved I cant believe it am now thinking I must try harder which I will write out a thousand times. This is the best laugh I have had in weeks keep going chaps it is giving me plenty of ideas.

These are fantastic!!

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Ebay is a fantastic idea!

Doormat - you have the wrong name - you are soooo not a doormat!

Love piffle's.
Just love the idea of him trying to explain to the baffled police.

When my ex-husband's last girlfriend called my home to complain about him to giving her money and asking me WHERE I thought he was all those Sundays he was with her, I asked her if she knew he had been diagnosed with Genital Herpes and asked her if she was using protection. She hung up the phone pretty quickly. My bastard husband came home that evening and actually had the nerve to give me a hard time about it! He told me that this girl was driving him so crazy in threatening to call me that he simply gave in and gave her our home phone number. I thanked him and told him to get the F--k out. Those special memories!

She was complaining that he was NOT giving her any money (is what I meant to say). I wondered why she thought she deserved money. He was a complete moron, but was wonderful in bed.

then there is is always mrs bobbit