revenge on cheating partners so many funny stories flying around have you any

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There are so many funny stories at the moment that are making me P.M.S.L

There was a woman in the paper last week and she got a detective to film her husband with his lover after suspecting an affair.She invited 6 of there close friends around for a dinner party and played the video to them and her shocked husband.Though this was so funny I.Y.N.W.I.M.She did stay with him in the end.

Mrs Miggins painting the kitchen in her husbands jumper.Daddy Cools picture was funny and the story off the woman who sold her house to husband and his girlfriend.

I blew up pictures of the woman my husband went with Watch this woman she will pretend to like you just to steal your husband. I got hold of his mobile and text all his business contacts saying Hello i have just been caught with my pants down with the woman next door.I stuck posters on my car with husband theif lives next door and her name on it.

This things helped me through the early days and now make me laugh.I did beat her up too but not proud of that plus it hurt my hand.

How could we forget Lorena Bobbit!!!! An American Icon (so proud of many of my fellow Americans).

Laxatives in their coffee as they set off for work?
Cling film over the toilet bowl.
Cook some crickets in with their meal, completely harmless but a guaranteed puke factor.
Immac in their hair conditioner.
Bleach in their aftershave.
Shit in their shoes.

Dh would never cheat, he knows better!

sunchowder lb is my idol
if i caught my dh with another woman i would cut his meat and two veg off
and shove it down his throat

Take secret pictures of them naked first thing in the morning with a stiffy and post it on gay sites with their mobile number.

or put the up in local tesco or kwickkie rhuby
more fun if people know who they are locally

well, if my DH had a stiffy first thing in the morning, I wouldn't be taking photos, I'd be doing something else to it Rhubarb! (but then again...)

I thought every geezer had a stiffy in the mornings?

One act of revenge that I thought about, very seriously thought about but didn't act out was when an ex ran off with someone else was to go into a pub where I knew they would be and plonk down on the table a porno video he had given me, a very bad one I may add but yeah to plonk it on the table and say "Oh I didn't really enjoy this but maybe your new grilfriend might appreciate it more!"

I only read this one in an article the other day but it suggested going around to your ex's house/flat/apt etc and spraying your signature perfume through the letterbox, the idea being that when new squeeze smells the spray they will be convinced he's up to no good. ps wouldn't use my personal scent as ex would know it was me but yeah thought that one was pretty vile but there you go, hell hath no fury etc etc etc

have found something to sell on Ebay
his DJ
havent the guts though as he will go mad

very tempted though

DJ?

sorry
Dinner Jacket

dinner jacket?

oh go on - so what he goes mad - i havent followed your story - am guessing he's screwing someone else though.

great stories

Sell the bloody thing! It's not like he thought much about your feelings is it?

SELL IT!

do it !

yes screwed and left us - 2 kids 3 1/2 and 17 mths

you're right - I will put it on Ebay

some guy at DP's work has been cheating on his wife. he's 50 odd and the mistress was in her early 20s. he had the snip about 20 years ago and when the mistress told him she was pregnant, he broke it off with her.
one day he was watching tv and his wife brought home a woman who had just started work with her. much to his shock, the woman was his former mistress... and she spilled the beans to his wife as soon as she saw him.
they all thought it was hilarious at DP's work.

Nice one! Sell it for 50p then give him the money when he next turns up!

Surprised you didn't do it earlier!

Right, Mrsmiggins, can we have a link to the ebay auction. I bet you'll find some mumsnetters willing to buy for a good cause. Oh fun fun fun. Please can we help you screw him back?

What else have you got to sell? Any sporting equipment? A nice pair of skies by any chance?

Right, Mrsmiggins, can we have a link to the ebay auction. I bet you'll find some mumsnetters willing to buy for a good cause. Oh fun fun fun. Please can we help you screw him back?

What else have you got to sell? Any sporting equipment? A nice pair of skies by any chance?

saw this the other day

l.o.l eefs that is so funny

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Eefs - looks like she'll make quite a bit from it too!

C'mon MrsMiggins, where is it then? My dh could do with a DJ!

Havent posted it on Ebay yet but after the day Ive had AND reading Eefs, I think I will put it on tonight

also his X box

Will have to spend some time reading this thread but would like to add my story.

After he decided to leave I found out that he was living in a very plush hotel. So I packed all his scanky old pants, porn videos and basically anything that may have caused him embarassment into black sacks. I drove down to the hotel at 9am on a Saturday morning and threw the whole lot across the reception area - in front of the dining room - making certain that all the bags split.

He went mad - the hotel went mad - but it was worth every single moment.

The hotel did forgive me later after he walked out with his 'new' girlfriend without paying their £5000 bill!!!

Oh also got his girlfriend the sack from work - so they both ended up unemployed!