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revenge on cheating partners so many funny stories flying around have you any

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overdraft · 10/11/2005 18:09

There are so many funny stories at the moment that are making me P.M.S.L

There was a woman in the paper last week and she got a detective to film her husband with his lover after suspecting an affair.She invited 6 of there close friends around for a dinner party and played the video to them and her shocked husband.Though this was so funny I.Y.N.W.I.M.She did stay with him in the end.

Mrs Miggins painting the kitchen in her husbands jumper.Daddy Cools picture was funny and the story off the woman who sold her house to husband and his girlfriend.

I blew up pictures of the woman my husband went with Watch this woman she will pretend to like you just to steal your husband. I got hold of his mobile and text all his business contacts saying Hello i have just been caught with my pants down with the woman next door.I stuck posters on my car with husband theif lives next door and her name on it.

This things helped me through the early days and now make me laugh.I did beat her up too but not proud of that plus it hurt my hand.

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Xannie · 16/11/2005 07:34

A friend of mine put laxatives in her ex-husband's favourite dish - liver and onions, when she knew he was screwing around.

Another friend used cat food (the sausage type thingey) as a sandwich filler for her ex-husband's lunch when he was screwing around.

lulabelle · 16/11/2005 10:32

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sarahinphuket · 16/11/2005 13:59

I'm thinking about using the chillis in my fridge (there are LOADS of them) to rub in the crotch and armpits of all his clothes.

Not 100% sure he has been cheating, but he has put me through enough s*!@ in the last few months for me to warrant taking some revenge when I boot him out.

eyesontarget · 20/07/2017 16:08

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Hobbitwife001 · 20/07/2017 20:35

Zombie thread from 2005!

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