crikey I hope he's not in age 9/10 or something by the time i get the funds for it 

Anyway, Nicola - if you're around at all - So, I go in Next today (the same one I went in last week) to take some things back so whilst I'm at the desk I ask her where the dungarees ahve gone and she explains that if they only have a couple of pairs of things left they take them off shop floor - which I already knew as been told that before in Next, ANYWAYS, so I say I want age 3/4 please, first she makes me look through both directories, nd i tll her they aren't in there, another woman says "THEY'RE NOT ONLINE??!!" - Like I'm making it up, No I say I assure you they are not (does she not know that I know these things? lol) so after going through the directories andn not finding them, I then - wait for it, have to try and explain what dunagrees are
she isn't getting it at all, then I say they are lined have cuffed bottoms - no idea so I have to explain that as well. I then show her instore, what dungarees are, explain it isn't those ones though and off she goes. Comes back about 10 mins later with 2 completely different pairs of jeans with braces on, one possibly ina 3/4 and one about 0-3 months "Is it either of these?" she says, looking all hopeful.
"no, ah but thanks for looking" AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anyway I am off to Manchester tomorrow so will hopefully, keep everything crossed be able to get them for you!