we may well offe on a house i went to view this moning - details haven't been dawn up yet o photos taken - the agents ae Avin A Laff aen't they

[Tutter]

when we sold ou last place they only had to do 2 viewings

this time it will haev cost them feck all

and they will be getting a mahoosive fee

I don't understand your thread

you want to look at a house or you are selling yours?

soy

(am all of a quive becasue we may have found The House)

am saying that the house we may buy has esulted in feck all effot fo the agents

and i was adding that it was the same with the last house we sold

oh but the poor lambs

soon they will be selling no houses and will be on the breadline

I heard an estate agent on the radio the other day pretending to be nearly destitute saying "I live in a nice house in a nice area, but who knows, we might have to sell it and live in a caravan"

god but it was funny

ooh house details pls

anyway you arent paying them so no skin off your nose

I think Tutter means if she offers for the house she has seen this morning, the EA will in effect be getting money for nothing, as the marketing hasn't really started - no photographs or particulars drawn up yet.

the upside, cd, is that i have no online details to shae with you nosy gits inteested paties

it's edwadian

and lovely

we need to undestanmd possible isk ishoos though - tis only a couple of hunded metes fom the thames

soy, flood ishoos

exactamundo, fimbo

i'm all of a flap so am makin no sense

and am missing a lette fom my keyboad -- doesn't help

ahhhh, I see what you mean

is if perfect?

we have 3 viewers coming to see ours tomorrow, at half hourly intervals. Am going to delay them so the next one thinks there is a stampede...

agents ang me

i'm what's known in the tade as a Hot Buye (we'e enting)

oh yes, one might end up with a whale in ones yard

not pefect, olive, no

but we've been hee fo 18 months and have only seen one othe house we like

so we have to compomise

the gaden isn't huge

but that's because they've put a pool and a tennis cout in

-- go on, feel soy fo me

why are you called oiF?

I've been meaning to ask

oh you poor bastard

with your pool

can you research flood issues?

and also, phone insurance companies to see if you are insurable re flooding, some areas may not be

MIL has river (weel she says river, I say meandering stream) in front of her house and she had to check

yes, that would be a sensible thing to do , olive

don't have buildings insuance atm as ae enting, but will call someone to ask

wtf has happened to your typing?
has cod been giving you lessons?

check the flooding here

we sold last house to a buyer the agent had in mind - twas annoying to pay all the money, but on the other hand, he di the job we paid him for which was to get us full asking price & minimum no. of viewings,

my ' ' is defunct, cd

the lette that falls twixt Q and S

you can make a low offer if you are in a good position and it is a buyers market

obviously this does not apply with my house as I will get the asking price and have a bidding war

if its edwardian it would have floated away by now if it were going to. unless someone has built on a flood plain nearby.

ooh thanks fo that, shippy

looks like we'e liteally 100 yds into the safe aea