Beautiful house with a quirk...

[umbrage]

Mostly estate-agent-speak drives me nuts. Sometimes, though, you have to respect their audacity and stand in awe. Take a look - the 'quirk' is in the description www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-95467919.html

Some 'quirk'!

Beautiful house though!

Lol. Not sure thats a 'quirk'. Nice try though

Blimey!!

Why not just go the whole hog and describe the whole of the ground floor as a seasonal natural swimming pool?! 🤔

I thought it seemed unbelievably cheap!

@CatkinToadflax don't encourage them

That is actually hilarious. A blooming beautiful house though..

Who's going to pay that for a house that floods?! I wonder how often it does flood?

That's hilarious

Interesting quirk ! Also 22.4 salmon per year ? WTF is 0.4 of a salmon ?

Ted Hughes Wind "This house has been at sea all night"
or a 360 degree view of the river

😱😂

The first thingI thought when I saw the house... stunning setting, though.

It's amazing though

"Offer above asking price and we'll throw in some armbands"

It is a beautiful area but it is prone to flooding.

The other thing that leapt out at me was the first line: 'one of the most photographed riverside properties in Devon...'

= you'll never have any privacy living here with non-stop tourists and Instagram people papping your charming frontage

What a fab location, I would buy this house no matter what. I have some friends who like fishing, outside, and maybe inside when it's necessary ha ha.

Wow!

The height of the sockets!

Were they being extremely careful or has it flooded pretty high`?

"'one of the most photographed riverside properties in Devon"

Yes-I initially thought that that was the quirk!

Plenty of notice is given - i feel reassured :-D

So get ample time to put your wellies on... how charming 😅

Look, it's just a bit of water! Get things in perspective.

You lot are such snowflakes......

All you need is some blow up sofas (they will double as inflatables too!!!). Some plastic tables, chairs etc.

I can't believe people lack the imagination to see how wonderful it could be.

Bring the outside in etc.

That's the most beautiful house - perfect Escape To The Country mystery house lol.