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Softplay comes home

God that's hideous.

Utterly hideous.

Hope the owner isn't on MN.

very Footballers Wives :)

That's horrible!

It's more trying to be Footballers' Wives and missing the mark. It looks like an office block and the garden looks terrible.

Wow that’s amazing. You’d be the local soft play for everyone though. Everyone round to yours all the time. Is it bad that I don’t dislike it 😀

That house looks devoid of any children whatsoever until...

Wait - what??? Good grief

Everything is so hard in there - apart from the soft play area!

Can't believe all that for 625k! I know someone with a soft play In their house but it's not a central thing like that one. It's in an out building! It's actually amazing!

I thought at first it was going to be Amir Khan's place, but that's about another million quids and you have to install your own soft play too.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/property/boxing-star-amir-khan-puts-13261098

I kept thinking "well yes it's bad but the space is nice" and then I saw The Red Bathroom. What's that for - slaughtering pigs without having to clean up afterwards? Who even makes bath tiles in that colour??

There's definitely kids live there but the rest of the house doesn't look particularly kid friendly!

I really like that they owners didn’t give a monkeys what others think and just did it to their needs and liking.

I bet most kids would love the space and the soft play centre.

I’m wondering - are there loads of kids in the house or is it in a really remote/dodgy area where you can’t let kids out to play? I’d rather have a swimming pool.

That's a lot of house for the money. Ok, some of it is a bit weird but you can always change it.

I actually rather like the soft play bit, my kids would go mad for it and you could take it out when they grew out of it (assuming they did; I still enjoy soft play!).

I don't like the rest of the house though.

Don't like the red/black bathroom but I'd live there.

It seems really really cheap. I did not mind it to be honest although I bet the kids who live there never go in

If we had the space we'd love something like that. Children are an important part of the family and it's no more space-consuming than a cinema room. Fab idea.

Rest of the house is lovely but not kid friendly though!

I love the fires that look like spaceships in your living room.

Revolting - house is tacky and just can’t believe the soft play area in the dining space 😳

I was hoping for a bumpy rainbow slide instead of stairs, and I'm a little disappointed now, I'm afraid. Plus, those red rooms scared me. It would be impossible to spend more than 17 seconds in there without muttering 'red room' over and over in the style of The Shining and becoming somewhat less than fully sane.

All I keep thinking is my god that is cheap!

It's quite jarring against the rest of the décor but it's a genius idea. The next time I have a few grand laying about I'll do the same!