What on Earth is that shell ??

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www.foxtons.co.uk/property-for-sale-in-roehampton/chpk0409884

What is that shell all about ??

Hot tub?

Very quirky Love the Wandsworth council tax, though!

Maybe they’re big Polly Pocket fans

How can a house so expensive be so awful inside, it must have taken a lot of money and even more hours to make it look that bad.

It has potential though, I’ll admit that.

There's something rather jolly about the jaunty angled loos and bidets.

Oooooo I used to have a family member with one of them. Its just a bath. If I recall there was a magazine advert in the 70s for them where they implied you could be a mermaid and sit in your shell full of seafoam. The bottom half is styled the same but theyre not 2 matching halves.

Its got to be worth a fortune now.

How on earth is the council tax the same as my 3 bed semi?!
That kitchen! I can’t decide if I love it or hate it!

Pink bathrooms at that price?

A bath for Ariel!

Stunning I actually love that bedroom layout

I'd keep the coloured bathroom suites, just for a laugh. Especially the two tone pink one

It was clearly the height of 70's chic! Can't imagine decorating somewhere then doing nothing to it for the next 40 years. You'd have to spend at leat 100000 updating it. I'm sure we had that green kitchen in blue growing up(& a brown bathroom...)

I see Ariels Dad in the pool picture.....

The decor was probably the envy of people for miles around when it was done back in 1973 .

I don't think the shell was ever cool, though.

If ever there was proof that money and good taste do not necessarily have any relationship with one another that house is it. My eyes!

Quite like the pink bathroom though!

Oh my goodness, the shell is in the bedroom ?! I just clocked that. Hilarious. I bet Geoffrey and Pauline were right goe-ers in their day.

So many dining tables!

Is the vendors first name Aphrodite?

Holy fuck!

I love how they've 'staged' their small collection of Waterford crystal on their coffee table. A real clincher.

Bloody hell

This is how your nan would decorate.
It will be classed as cool vintage soon

I bet there are bearded blokes in Shoreditch decking out their loft apartment like this as we speak, Branleuse

What a fugly house!!!!!!

What the fuck? That kitchen! I can’t decide if I love it or hate it!
You hate it, trust me.