Horrid Kitchens - an Un-Property porn thread!

[FoofFighter]

I will start off with this little gem

www.spcmoray.com/property.php?id=8984

It looks more like a sauna than a kitchen! I feel dizzy, those horizontals ew!

Show me something as bad or worse than this :)

(and apologies to the owner if you are reading this )

that is really bad - why dont they at least paint it white?

My old kitchen would have given it a run for its money - but thankfully I dont live there anymore!

oooh dear

anyone remember that orange and blue kitchen that was on a thread a couple of weeks back? that made my eyes sore.

ok Bran you've taken the lead with that one! Am at the price of it

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-22997256.html

Nice compact kitchen here...

I know, I think I should relocate to Liverpool, there were ones on for just 10k!

I'm thinking of putting a bid in

I once viewed a house where the kitchen looked ok, but stank. Really stank. Like a mix of stale fried food, bins and dog food all at once but much much worse. Have never been able to forget it. And no, we didn't buy the house!

Bloody hell at 25K for a flat in Liverpool

all mod cons

Good lord, approx £375 000 for that, bran. That is obscene!

Wow bran, that place is a pit! And for 450k euros!

oreocrumbs, never mind the kitchen, that loo is bogging!

this is pretty messy but not as messy as the bedroom!

gitawfmaylend (like the new name btw!)

Look at the state of that flat, the messy articles.

That reminds me, I should get rid of the jubilee monicker and go back to my normal name.

I will dig it out again when Harry gets married.

OMG at the price of that bungalow in Ireland. Please someone tell me that they are hopelessly deluded if they think they are going to get that much for that dump.

We looked at this one

There were holes in the roof through which birds were flying in and out. And wires hanging out of the walls at various random points.

If you think thats messy you would have a fit if you saw my kitchen at the moment , and my hall way!!

Actually having a look for a bad house I have seen a real bargain, any of you in london tomorrow want to go and bid for me?? www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/Easington.html?maxPrice=50000&index=10

MMe that house makes me want to cry - cheap but bloody hell it looks depressing.

Is that Irish house in the most glam bit of Ireland, hence the price? I know it has development potential but really, in this economic climate?

I remember that one Mme! So you didn't fancy built in air-con then?

Oreocrumbs, I would love love love to buy something like that or the ones in Liverpool and do them up and be on homes under the hammer

Heard of avocado bathroom suites but first time I've seen an avocado kitchen - quite like this little house though

*aside from the monstrosity in the lounge obviously!

£17K for a house!

That one in Bradford (hideous interior notwithstanding) looks in relatively good nick.

Foof
funny you should say that - the avocado kitchen is very like the one in the house that we just bought. It was originally orange and has been painted white. Lovely.

Not surprised the house with ventilation is still on the market. They have gone down in price too. When we looked it was £72k.