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Horrid Kitchens - an Un-Property porn thread!

81 replies

FoofFighter · 06/06/2012 16:23

I will start off with this little gem

www.spcmoray.com/property.php?id=8984

It looks more like a sauna than a kitchen! I feel dizzy, those horizontals ew!

Show me something as bad or worse than this :)

(and apologies to the owner if you are reading this Blush )

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maxmillie · 06/06/2012 16:48

that is really bad - why dont they at least paint it white?

My old kitchen would have given it a run for its money - but thankfully I dont live there anymore!

bran · 06/06/2012 16:52

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claudedebussy · 06/06/2012 17:01

oooh dear

anyone remember that orange and blue kitchen that was on a thread a couple of weeks back? that made my eyes sore.

FoofFighter · 06/06/2012 17:03

ok Bran you've taken the lead with that one! Am Shock at the price of it

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FoofFighter · 06/06/2012 17:15

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-22997256.html

Nice compact kitchen here...

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FoofFighter · 06/06/2012 17:54

I know, I think I should relocate to Liverpool, there were ones on for just 10k!

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oreocrumbs · 06/06/2012 19:38

I'm thinking of putting a bid in Grin

MrsApplepants · 06/06/2012 19:42

I once viewed a house where the kitchen looked ok, but stank. Really stank. Like a mix of stale fried food, bins and dog food all at once but much much worse. Have never been able to forget it. And no, we didn't buy the house!

GitAwfMayLend · 06/06/2012 19:46

Bloody hell at 25K for a flat in Liverpool

GitAwfMayLend · 06/06/2012 19:49

all mod cons

Glittertwins · 06/06/2012 19:49

Good lord, approx £375 000 for that, bran. That is obscene!

AllPastYears · 06/06/2012 19:50

Wow bran, that place is a pit! And for 450k euros!

FoofFighter · 06/06/2012 19:50

oreocrumbs, never mind the kitchen, that loo is bogging!

this is pretty messy but not as messy as the bedroom!

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FoofFighter · 06/06/2012 19:51

Grin gitawfmaylend (like the new name btw!)

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GitAwfMayLend · 06/06/2012 19:55

Look at the state of that flat, the messy articles. Grin

That reminds me, I should get rid of the jubilee monicker and go back to my normal name.

I will dig it out again when Harry gets married. Grin

MmeLindor. · 06/06/2012 19:57

OMG at the price of that bungalow in Ireland. Please someone tell me that they are hopelessly deluded if they think they are going to get that much for that dump.

We looked at this one

There were holes in the roof through which birds were flying in and out. And wires hanging out of the walls at various random points.

oreocrumbs · 06/06/2012 19:58

If you think thats messy you would have a fit if you saw my kitchen at the moment Blush, and my hall way!!

Actually having a look for a bad house I have seen a real bargain, any of you in london tomorrow want to go and bid for me?? www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/Easington.html?maxPrice=50000&index=10 Grin

GitAwfMayLend · 06/06/2012 20:00

MMe that house makes me want to cry - cheap but bloody hell it looks depressing.

Is that Irish house in the most glam bit of Ireland, hence the price? I know it has development potential but really, in this economic climate?

FoofFighter · 06/06/2012 20:05

I remember that one Mme! So you didn't fancy built in air-con then? Grin

Oreocrumbs, I would love love love to buy something like that or the ones in Liverpool and do them up and be on homes under the hammer

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FoofFighter · 06/06/2012 20:08

*aside from the monstrosity in the lounge obviously!

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GitAwfMayLend · 06/06/2012 20:09

£17K for a house!

That one in Bradford (hideous interior notwithstanding) looks in relatively good nick.

MmeLindor. · 06/06/2012 20:20

Foof
funny you should say that - the avocado kitchen is very like the one in the house that we just bought. It was originally orange and has been painted white. Lovely.

Not surprised the house with ventilation is still on the market. They have gone down in price too. When we looked it was £72k.

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