Sunday night house porn - what does 500k buy you where you live?

[vogonmothership]

not exactly where I live but about 25 miles away...

here

couldn't resist this minimalist's delight

This

I love this house.

How about this for interesting decor..

TBH not much!

Have looked up tp £550 and nothing even worth linking to...

RandomMess - LOL! I was going to look but I won't bother now...

Sadly not much!

Not in the least bit porny for 500k around here I'm afraid (although I'll have another look) 4 bed semi decorated by someone who watches too much 'Homes Under the Hammer'

I heart the 1900 house too, you wouldn't need to do a thing

Although I must admit I am secretly impressed that whoever lives in that semi managed to make it look like that!

Oh my god LaVita, I am so shocked at property prices in London. We had a house just like that but with another bedroom and we paid £165,000 for it in Norwich. It's incredible how much it goes up!

I want MarkStretch 's one, but comparing mine to vogon's first link actually makes me want to cry...

London prices

Cece went up to £900k and really still nothing! Market severely depleted around here at the mo, just nothing on it.

A one bedroom flat!

This is the thing isn't it, just crazy how it can be so different

A fabulous detached Georgian farmhouse, sadly in need of complete renovation!

Wooden chalet next to some murky water anyone?

3 bed Victorian terrace.

overdecorated much? just round the corner from us

or this similarly untastefully decorated nightmare

LaVita's house is in a lovely location though (apart from teh flooding, but that one looks far enough up it might not get it) My friend lives just up the road from there and we walk past quite often on our way to mix with the Beautiful People in Giraffe

Wonder what the postcode is for St Georges Hill...

cece i quite like that buts far too minimal, who wants to sleep on the floor fgs

this?

This

[sigh]

Slightly weird with that mirror ready to decapitate you as you sit on the sofa. A sofa for 'friends' who you don't really like perhaps?

Mosschops, I feel sick after both of yours!

Ha! THIS is just daft.

How about £11 million, near Cece and I

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-25578764.html

vogon im so glad theres somewhere we could possibly afford a house with a pool, it will never happen here
dear god that second house makes me want to take a big skip and just clear it out