I would like a maternity T shirt that reads....

[stubbornstains]

Not "Baby on Board" (boak). Not "Yummy Mummy in Waiting" (double boak).

More something like: "Commenting on how big I am ALREADY waives all rights you may have to not get punched in the face. In addition, I DO know it's not twins thank you, due to the not particularly recent invention of ultrasound".

That is all .

I would buy that too!

Right thing to say: "Congratulations".
Wrong thing to say "Again?!?!?"

(it's my 2nd, I'm not a cast in 19 kids and counting)

I'm in.

Based on last time around, can I also have one that says 'Don't Touch'?

Don't guess if it's a boy/girl by the shape of it

If you grab it, I will grab you

Ooooob I wants one 2!!

Or one that says "I know I'm pregnant, not ill. But you try being sick several times a day without feeling sorry for yourself and wanting a tiny bit of sympathy"

Personally I'd have liked one which said 'Topics of conversation other than babies are available'

"Rubbing this bump may result in a punch to the face."

I wanted one that said:

"Unmarried, but not unplanned. Put your eyebrows back where they came from"

Haha so true. But can I add ' and yes it was f ing well planned thank you, not that is any of your business!'

"This better be worth it"

Yes, I'd add that to my wardrobe numtum.

I seem to have avoided grabbers so far, with the exception of DS's schoolmates, and even a psychotically grumpy mare such as I balks at swatting 5 year olds away, even if it makes me feel like a grossly distended Violet Beauregarde about to be taken off by the Oompa Loompas for juicing*.

*it was Violet Beauregarde, wasn't it? I haven't read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for yonks, but it's the girl who turns into a giant blueberry anyway .

"Yes I have tried ginger. And dry crackers"

I did actually see a good one a while back that just said, "loading..." I thought that was quite good.

I'd wear one that said "YES, IT'S JUST ONE."

"Saying 'they say never get between a pregnant woman and food' whilst getting between this pregnant woman and food is a recipe for a black eye."

I wanted a babygro with "I'm having an existential crisis" on it.

I always wanted one that read Stay A Fucking Way to wear for work. I hate people generally so pregnancy just made me more intolerant

I had one when pg which had a huge elephant's arse on the back and the words 'gluteus maximus'.
It pretty much summed up how I felt esp when 2 weeks overdue with DC3

I'd quite like a "stop telling me I'm small because I feel like a fucking boat" one, personally.

I wanted one that said

"Yes.., at my age"

(Dd/dc2 was born 3 weeks before I was 41).

"I know I look tired, you would too if you were up and down to the toilet all night!"

"Yes I am pregnant and no I don't want to hear the gorey details of when you were in labour, strange person that doesn't normally speak to me"

Oh yes, definitely need one of these

Beginning of April
Its a girl
Yes, I'm fucking uncomfortable now

I'm hormonal.
It's twins.
Comments about my size? Unnecessary.

Yes I'm still pregnant - so stop bloody asking if I've had him yet

Only put your hand on my bump if you want to lose it

I couldn't give a flying fuck about your birth story so shut up NOW

I've been up since 3am every day for the past 3 months of course I look tired!

I'm not a cheerful pregnant women

Haha I love these. I'm only 10 weeks so don't have anything to contribute yet but I know my friend got sick of people commenting on her tiny bump and one insensitive idiot even asked her whether everything was OK with the baby with the bump being so small! Who says that?!

I love that tshirt and may order one

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