I would like a maternity T shirt that reads....

[stubbornstains]

Not "Baby on Board" (boak). Not "Yummy Mummy in Waiting" (double boak).

More something like: "Commenting on how big I am ALREADY waives all rights you may have to not get punched in the face. In addition, I DO know it's not twins thank you, due to the not particularly recent invention of ultrasound".

That is all .

This thread is hilarious. I hate being touched, I'll definitely need a couple of the bump ones in the next few months. Jeez Kaffe, who peed on your cornflakes this morning? I'm glad you could answer politely, doesn't excuses the initial rudeness does it.