scan says it's a boy. Help!!

[allycotownofbethlehem]

my 20-wk scan revealed it's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As the mother of four DDs I am absolutely petrified. I thought it was only possible for me to have girls and I think I am in shock. I have so many questions (mostly stupid) about boys and a lot pf preconceived ideas (possibly also mostly stupid) about boys and their behaviour. Worrying me mostly today is: when changing a boy where does the nappy cream go - does it go on the little willy and balls or not?

AND

do boys really love their mums more than girls (hope so as all my DDs are hopelessly daddy's girls)

AND

do all DSs run around the playground hitting their friends and not reading books and doing their homework and generally being immature?

OMG I need help ladies. Mums of DSs, please tell me how lovely they are and that I will be okay (and where to put the bloody cream !)

I still have fond memories of DH changing one of DSs early nappies, noticing that the cord stump had fallen off, having a closer look and DS weeing all over him, up in the air and filling up his own newly revealed belly button. Nearly wet myself over that one.

The funniest/disgusting fountain effect we had was when ds managed to get it staright in his open mouth.

A trick to avoid the fountains is to undo nappy, start to open it, then quickly cover his willy with it again. Wait a few seconds untill has finished the wee then open nappy and change