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May 2009: Brides and bibs

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EtherealFiByTheSea · 26/10/2009 21:15

Here we go...

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Monstermomi · 26/10/2009 22:09

fi, just re-read your post !

llaregguBOO · 26/10/2009 22:10

My cleavage must be in the top 10 at least!

BDSM...I tell you, we hear it all on this thread. Didn't we have someone with a mother who wrote erotic fiction?

phwoar

ScarySpangleMaker · 26/10/2009 22:10

hey sexybuilder I need a bit of tongue and groove over here!

TheDemonicButDandyLioness · 26/10/2009 22:10

there is so much going on, I don't know where to START

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EtherealFiByTheSea · 26/10/2009 22:11

fi arrives with a freshly whizzed up jug of frozen margaritas

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Monstermomi · 26/10/2009 22:12
llaregguBOO · 26/10/2009 22:12

Now DH is laughing

sausagemonstermash · 26/10/2009 22:12

Don't re the googling.... I was mooching about on another thread earlier and someone was on about not googling dragon butter or something.... and of course I did.... and was nearly SICK!

spankety-spankety-spank!

Does anyone remember that bloke who I chatted about ages ago who wanted to whisk me away to that 'dungeon' for the weekend??!!

Salemchocolates · 26/10/2009 22:12

OMG I've been missing all the action.

sexybuilder I need some help here too. I've got a lovely big wardrobe that needs lifting

zombietom · 26/10/2009 22:12

looks folornly at feeble cleavage

flippineckitsabitspooky · 26/10/2009 22:12

decided to stay just a bit longer in case sexybuilder needs help with his power tools.

fi over here, drink please, it's getting a bit warm.

flippineckitsabitspooky · 26/10/2009 22:13

dragonbutter? I'm too much of a prude to google.

sausagemonstermash · 26/10/2009 22:13

zombie bounce up and down, that will help!

llaregguBOO · 26/10/2009 22:14
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EtherealFiByTheSea · 26/10/2009 22:14

fi passes flippin a drink quickly before it melts...

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sexybuilder · 26/10/2009 22:14

oooo yes ladies bouncing up and down helps!

flippineckitsabitspooky · 26/10/2009 22:15

guess what ladies (and gents)? we're in the most active!!!!

llaregguBOO · 26/10/2009 22:15

No no no to googling dragon butter, I had to bleach my eyes

Salemchocolates · 26/10/2009 22:15

This thread moved 2 pages as I was reading to catch up! My god this party is swinging.

Everyone still got a drink?

TheDemonicButDandyLioness · 26/10/2009 22:15

ok, ok -

flippin love our x posts!

at Top Ten May 09 Cleavages

sexy builder - ooh, golly gosh, that's the biggest thing I've did SEE (and no, I don't say that to all the boys)

Fi If we ever do a meet up, you're going to have to spill, m'dear

I got the S&M bit, but not the first

sausagemonstermash · 26/10/2009 22:16

flip don't, it's vile!

fi I'll have some salt with my margherita please!

..... handcuffs, MrMomi? Why, really!

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EtherealFiByTheSea · 26/10/2009 22:16

so not googling sounds yucky!

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llaregguBOO · 26/10/2009 22:16

snort at swinging

zombietom · 26/10/2009 22:16

at bouncing up and down

Salemchocolates · 26/10/2009 22:17

Aaarghh. I really want to google dragon butter now.