April 2009 - Chapter 1: We're not pregnant, just fat!

[PuzzleRocks]

We made it!

The fab April ladies and their blessed progeny...

12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: FELIX DEVLIN ALEXANDER 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES
02 Apr: Oddeyes: ELEANOR 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bleuravin: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
03 Apr: Bumpalump: JACOB 8lb
04 Apr: BabyBolat: KARAHAN 6lb 5oz
05 Apr: Mrsfossil: ISLA LILIAN 7lb 10oz
06 Apr: BoffinMum: FELIX DAVID GORDON 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: SpringySunshine: GEORGE NATHAN 8lb 15oz
11 Apr: RachelinScotland: CLEMENT JAMES 8lb 14oz
11 Apr: Lou031205: ISLA SOPHIA 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: Electra: ISABELLA CAROLINE 6lb 3oz
11 Apr: AuldAlliance: ALEXANDRE 7lb 6oz
12 Apr: Phdlife: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 3oz
12 Apr: BethDivine: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 9oz
13 Apr: MathsMummy27: AMELIA CHARLOTTE
14 Apr: Purlease: ADAM 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Juwesm: HUGO GEORGE 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Bronze: ISAAC JOHN
15 Apr: HeidiT: HEIDI
15 Apr: Kalikaroo: Name TBA BOY 8lb
15 Apr: Minush: ZAFIRAH ROSA 7lb 12oz
15 Apr: FatandFedup: EMILIA ROSE 7lb 6oz
16 Apr: PuzzleRocks: HOLLY ELIZABETH 8lb
16 Apr: Brettgirl: HANNAH GRACE 6lb 15oz
16 Apr: ReallyTired: Name TBA GIRL
18 Apr: Staryeyed: Name TBA BOY 7lb 11oz
20 Apr: LuLuBai: SEBASTIAN 9lb
20 Apr: Swaliswan: BETH 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Kittycatisgettingfat: GABRIELLA AUDREY BIANCA
21 Apr: B52s: SAM MARTIN 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Schulte: HAZEL LOIS 7lb 9 oz
23 Apr: Tristaleejac: LEWIN 8lb 4oz
23 Apr: NuttyTaff: TIAHNA SKYE 8lb 8oz
23 Apr: Purplemonkeydishwasher: ISLA ELIZABETH 8lb 14oz
24 Apr: Soon2befamilyof4: TALIA 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Carameli: THEO LAURENCE 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Surprisenumber3: EVIE ANNE 8lb 2oz
26 Apr: Bicnod: OSCAR MATTHEW 8lb 1oz
27 Apr: Lauren61: OLIVER STEPHEN 7lb 7oz
27 Apr: Gingersarah: VERONICA ROISIN 9lb 1oz
30 Apr: MegBusset: ARCHIE 8lb 15oz
01 May: Satheresitting: Name TBA BOY
03 May: Conkertree: Name TBA BOY 8lbs 8oz
06 May: Frekkles: HARRIS MERLIN 8lb 5.5oz
07 May: TarteTatin: ALBERT JOHN
10 May: Ilovesummer: Name TBA BOY

Ooh, Nutty! I'll get pumping now, shall I? DH would be terrified if we got glammed up & went out on the lash together

What's going to happen about your back now, then?

& yay Boff! Your house must seem very quiet & empty now. Fill it with sex noises, woman! For the brown hamster's sake, I'm hoping for human sex noises only

Yaaaaaaay Boff - I think we are more excited that AP has gone than you are! Lovely jubbly, yes do gett shagging but wrap up or strap up Boffindad!

MrsG yes tis the POPill - I LOVE IT! I was the shedevil - scrap that, the fat, bloated shedevil on combined pill (am also not supposed to take it for health reasons but wanted regular periods so decided to give it a go), POP is fab no side effects - the only downside is you don't always get a period and it takes a while (10 months for me) for your body to get in to it's own cycle as it is not being controlled by the 21 days on, 7 days off hormones) but other than that great! I really like it and will go back on it in a heartbeat if they let me on monday! will definitely ask!

Springy Kara does it too - he's taken to sucking people's shoulders although with the potential teething thing I think anything he can gnaw or chew is good for him!

lol boff

God, I definitely fancy it! I'm practically jumping up & down with excitement That letter's certainly taking its time. You'd think they could be faster about it after all the mess they've made of things already.

BB, George also tries to suck people's faces. He has latched onto our noses several times. He's not the brightest crayon in the box

BB, were you looking to see what was already available on the gay hamster porn market?

Yep, tis limited, think some good quality footage could benefit the market!!

& how exactly would you do the PR for that?

I could think of ways - take the news agenda today - "The state of California may have upheld a law banning gay marriages but a growing family in cambridge are taking gay rights to a new level - campaigning for gay rights for hamsters!...." you can just see it in the Sun can't you!

BB, you are good at your job

LOL Nutty

We all slept in until 10.45 today

Would not have been a problem, but I had a doctor's appt at 11.20!

g'day you lot

am just off to bed, but thought I'd wave (tiredly)

and can I just say, what an interesting point to drop in on this thread? makes me wish I could stay up a bit longer...

pmsl nutty, WHAT are you drinking?

LOL Nutty - oh it's all about the b-roll footage, still photo's just wouldn't work - the media want ACTION!

How many times were you woken up before 10.45, Ju? Did you make your appointment?

& phd, if only you were in the same time zone - gay hamsters need fluffing! Hope things are going well for you there

Hey PHD!