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April 2007 - the first birthday party rolls on, along with the cake naming

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StealthPolarBear · 12/04/2008 13:52

Hello everyone

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 15/04/2008 19:23

ok, who forgot to tell NL I don't do hugs?

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StealthPolarBear · 15/04/2008 19:26

Anyone seen the octopus?

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 15/04/2008 19:27

she has scarpered
chase her!

Octothechildherder · 15/04/2008 19:28

My sister is on phone from states and my kitchen is full of smoke!

Doobydoo · 15/04/2008 19:29

I have either a very bad or very good idea.Sod Typios[mythical island]We should all save for a few years and hire Necker Island for us ALLwe might be able to sell our story ie met on mumsnet etc etc to help fund it.Whadda you think

PillockOfTheCommunity · 15/04/2008 19:29

well tell your sister you have to get off the phone and tell us if you're pg or not put out the fire!

Doobydoo · 15/04/2008 19:30

Octo....Surely you must need a wee now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PillockOfTheCommunity · 15/04/2008 19:30

wait and see if I get the meeja offers flooding in after Saturday Dooby, then I'll take you all

Doobydoo · 15/04/2008 19:30

Do it behind the fire engine if needs must

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StealthPolarBear · 15/04/2008 19:31

pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst

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Octothechildherder · 15/04/2008 19:32

While sat here idling chatting, I noticed smoke coming out of the kitchen - opened door and LOTS of smoke coming from my roast chicken in oven - opened oven and my le cruesset pot has cracked in like 8 places, leaving the chicken juices dripping all over oven and the poor birdie perched on top. Have now rescued said birdie and am off for a pee My sister has also got off the phone!

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StealthPolarBear · 15/04/2008 19:32

(i've heard it works when you'r toilet training)

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StealthPolarBear · 15/04/2008 19:32

ooh
it worked

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Doobydoo · 15/04/2008 19:33

tHAT IS ANOTHER[IMPORTANT]USE FOR IT spb But some must be left for use on stick

PillockOfTheCommunity · 15/04/2008 19:33

pmsl (but not literally, it didn't work on me)

I love it when the thread flows like this

NorthernLurker · 15/04/2008 19:33

ooooh - she's off to the loo!!!!!!!!!!

potc - i did know that - just forgot - I am very big on hugs!

Doobydoo · 15/04/2008 19:34

Quick.I have to be dutiful partner.Dp back at 8ish.Need to dress in pink and mules and pit ribbon in hair for arrival of dp and make sure am smelling divine!Instead of looking and smelling like a mule

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StealthPolarBear · 15/04/2008 19:35

well it worked on t - unfortunately not in a wee wee sense...
nappy change time

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StealthPolarBear · 15/04/2008 19:35

pmsl doobuy

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Doobydoo · 15/04/2008 19:36

I thought[hoped]I was the typo queen of this group.But was not to be...

NorthernLurker · 15/04/2008 19:36

is smelling like a mule bad then?

PillockOfTheCommunity · 15/04/2008 19:36

nope, I think you still hold the crown Dooby

PillockOfTheCommunity · 15/04/2008 19:37

depends whether you want another dc or not NL

NorthernLurker · 15/04/2008 19:37

5 minutes - is she passed out in shock do we think

Doobydoo · 15/04/2008 19:37

Tis a dubious honour but I will accept ....Gracefully
NL