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April 2007 - back to the wine please ladies (one sip and I'll fall over - hwich)

694 replies

PillockInThePumpkin · 07/10/2007 00:05

thanks to Pinions, Runny and Captaindippy for the title

OP posts:
weepotion · 12/10/2007 18:52

sol - remember any burn bigger than a 2 pence coin needs chcked out by doc - risk of blood poisoning??

was shocked by my bmi. i joined weight watchers again yesterday. need to shift this weight. i managed to get 10 stone off before so surely i can do this!!
also went to running mums today - you could find me and my pal at the back, giggling like schoolgirls and hoping the babies would cry so we could have an excuse to stop. my arse and boobs were woblong so much - ther was a tremor on the riechter scale.!!

nappynuttynormabutty · 12/10/2007 18:53

Oh no @ burn SOL, hope it feels better soon. Def make dh do bathtime.

Glad it's going better than expected BWI.

Good suggestion for new thread Leaky!

nappynuttynormabutty · 12/10/2007 18:57

OMG there's an ivykaty44

Lucewitch · 12/10/2007 19:13

Evening ladies

Is it too early to open the wine yet???

mammyjo · 12/10/2007 19:28

Never too early to open the wine!! Might join you for a glass. Havent had a glass of wine in weeks.

Oooggs, I thought she had name changed but it looks like she is back!

mammyjo · 12/10/2007 19:31

Forgot, WO, did you say you had lost 10 stone That is amazing!!

liath · 12/10/2007 19:33

NL, am with you on the smear front. Hate them. Had one after having dd - I said to the nurse that I was worried I was all tatty down there after tearing during the birth and she had a look and said "Oooh, you're not wrong are you!" . I forgave her as she did a very good job - quick & painless (or maybe that was just my post-birth bucket-fanny).

On that note I shall wander off and cook dinner & NO NEW THREAD TITLES INVOLVING MY NAME & BUCKET FANNIES OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE.

nappynuttynormabutty · 12/10/2007 19:34

I'm posting on about 10 sex threads...I have a reputation.

oooggs · 12/10/2007 19:38

I have just opened a bottle myself (well dh did it, I'm far too busy on mn ) fancy a glass luce/mammyjo??

bugger mammyjo - she can shove her carbs where the sun don't shine - how dare she use that name in the title

sol - sorry about the burn

elkie - good photos - glad you had a nice time

N.Lurker - annoying the house viewing lark

An ivykaty44 - ohhhhhh I be cross katy

blimey only half a glass and fired up already

oooggs · 12/10/2007 19:39

liath you are so funny bucket fanny lol

Lucewitch · 12/10/2007 19:39

PSML Liath

yes please oooggs

geordiemacmummy · 12/10/2007 19:41

You can all fuck of with your wine - I HAVENT GOT ANY!!!!!!

oooggs · 12/10/2007 19:42

better be quick Luce the way dh keeps topping up my glass

Lucewitch · 12/10/2007 19:42

sorry GMM....

Lucewitch · 12/10/2007 19:43
oooggs · 12/10/2007 19:44

sorry gmm but you should look so young the old hag who served you was only jealous

Some salesman knocked on our front door last week and asked if my parents were in told him to knock on their door and ask. Then promptly shut the door

geordiemacmummy · 12/10/2007 19:49

Yeah Luce but you'll be laughing on the other side of your face tomorrow when I turn up sans C, so can have a HUGE glass of rose with my dinner - infact I might have TWO HUGE glasses!!!!

Lucewitch · 12/10/2007 19:49

lol oooggs

GMM did C like his new walker?

Lucewitch · 12/10/2007 19:50

GMM, that would just be rude!

Lucewitch · 12/10/2007 19:50

Do you know where we are having lunch?

geordiemacmummy · 12/10/2007 19:51

He loves it - I took the toy bit off so it was just the tray, give him his cup of water which he emptied onto the tray and then splashed about in the water!! The cat is most wary though... I'm surprised he hasnt left home yet...

mammyjo · 12/10/2007 20:14

Yes please to the wine oooggs (if there is any left!).

Lucewitch · 12/10/2007 20:16

Norma (if you are about) what is a bamboo flat square nappy???

oooggs · 12/10/2007 20:50

sorry mammyjo the remains are in my glass so grab a straw and I'll share it with you

oooggs · 12/10/2007 20:50

now I can scroll back and see how long it has taken me to drink the bottle!!!!!!!!