Toby! He'll have to grant the permission now, really.
Today Paul Hollywood's how to bake is 99p as the kindle daily deal. I have bought it and it has recipes for challah and crumpets! I am unreasonably pleased. Always thought Paul Hollywood was a bit of a wally but all is now forgiven.
Thanks for all the sling advice. I haven't used the ergo as a hip carry or back carry yet. Pretty sure i would strangle myself if I tried the back carry though. The ventus is much stiffer and less soft than the original so not sure how it would work.
I want one of those back carriers Felix! I had an old 90s vango one for DD that Dad picked up at a car boot sale. I used to take her to the supermarket and on the metro in it when we were in Paris. I got a lot of funny looks and always had to take DD out of it at the supermarket checkout because she kept stuffing packs of biscuits in it. 
How is the kitchen going nature?