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Who has the scariest prospective parliamentary candidate?

94 replies

Molesworth · 19/04/2010 11:58

I give you David Aldous, conservative PPC for Waveney.

Presumably they picked this photo from a set. I'd love to see the others

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EddieIzzardismyhero · 19/04/2010 12:00

Great photo !

We have John Redwood - would trump any of your lot anyday! Anyone remember the Vulcan?

EddieIzzardismyhero · 19/04/2010 12:01

Redwood or Deadwood as we call him

Molesworth · 19/04/2010 12:02

oh yes, redwood is terrifying

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Molesworth · 19/04/2010 12:03

I've used PPC wrongly haven't I

It should be just parliamentary candidate

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EddieIzzardismyhero · 19/04/2010 12:10

He's awful - he came to my door last week but I gave him short shrift. He is by far and away the worst constituency MP I've ever had .

Molesworth · 19/04/2010 12:12

Remember this treasured moment? Redwood not knowing the words of the Welsh national anthem

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EddieIzzardismyhero · 19/04/2010 12:18

Remember it well - the man is an arse! The problem is you could put a donkey up as a Tory candidate in this constituency and it would win .

WhatDoFlamesDoTheseDays · 19/04/2010 12:20

pmsl!

sarah293 · 19/04/2010 12:20

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PfftTheMagicDragon · 19/04/2010 12:22

Sam Burden Lean, mean, suit wearing motorbike riding machine

NoahAndTheWhale · 19/04/2010 12:23

Mine resembles a bull frog.

NoahAndTheWhale · 19/04/2010 12:24

In my opinion anyway

WhatDoFlamesDoTheseDays · 19/04/2010 13:09

Our independent blokey is a hypnotherapist

ShadeofViolet · 19/04/2010 13:16

Eric Pickles, who has no top lip!

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OtterInaSkoda · 19/04/2010 13:21

Jacob Rees-Mogg

I win, surely?

moaningminniewhingesagain · 19/04/2010 13:24

Here's my tory candidate He is wearing a grey fleece in his bumpf/leaflets, he is an ex barrister and looks like he would need Valium to leave the house without a crisp suit on

Hassled · 19/04/2010 13:25

I'm only voting for him because I'm too scared not to

itsmeitsmeolord · 19/04/2010 13:25

Robert Halfon rating his chances this year

itsmeitsmeolord · 19/04/2010 13:26

Oh fuck me Hassled, just MOVE HOUSE! NOW!!

itsmeitsmeolord · 19/04/2010 13:27

My candidate also appears to be wearing his dad's coat.

deaddei · 19/04/2010 13:27

We have Zac Goldsmith, who whilst not being too unkind on the eye, is wet.

Hassled · 19/04/2010 13:28

Your bloke hasn't really mastered the art of hitch-hiking, has he?

RustyBear · 19/04/2010 13:29

EddieIzzard - I'm in JR's constituency as well!

I haven't seen him yet this year, but the bfirst year we lived here he came down our road in a car and sat in it while his minions went to the houses to ask if we wanted to talk to him. I nearly asked how much it would cost, but decided that was a little too cynical, even for me. Maybe he feels people need to be prepared to see him...

itsmeitsmeolord · 19/04/2010 13:30

Someone obviously told him it's the only way he'll get to Westminster!

dawntigga · 19/04/2010 13:36

moaningminniewhingesagain we get Stephen O'Brien on balance I think we win for this area

HaveYouSeenStephenO'BriensVotingRecord????Tiggaxx