Who has the scariest prospective parliamentary candidate?

[Molesworth]

I give you David Aldous, conservative PPC for Waveney.

Presumably they picked this photo from a set. I'd love to see the others

Great photo !

We have John Redwood - would trump any of your lot anyday! Anyone remember the Vulcan?

Redwood or Deadwood as we call him

oh yes, redwood is terrifying

I've used PPC wrongly haven't I

It should be just parliamentary candidate

He's awful - he came to my door last week but I gave him short shrift. He is by far and away the worst constituency MP I've ever had .

Remember this treasured moment? Redwood not knowing the words of the Welsh national anthem

Remember it well - the man is an arse! The problem is you could put a donkey up as a Tory candidate in this constituency and it would win .

pmsl!

Sam Burden Lean, mean, suit wearing motorbike riding machine

Mine resembles a bull frog.

In my opinion anyway

Our independent blokey is a hypnotherapist

Eric Pickles, who has no top lip!

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Jacob Rees-Mogg

I win, surely?

Here's my tory candidate He is wearing a grey fleece in his bumpf/leaflets, he is an ex barrister and looks like he would need Valium to leave the house without a crisp suit on

I'm only voting for him because I'm too scared not to

Robert Halfon rating his chances this year

Oh fuck me Hassled, just MOVE HOUSE! NOW!!

My candidate also appears to be wearing his dad's coat.

We have Zac Goldsmith, who whilst not being too unkind on the eye, is wet.

Your bloke hasn't really mastered the art of hitch-hiking, has he?

EddieIzzard - I'm in JR's constituency as well!

I haven't seen him yet this year, but the bfirst year we lived here he came down our road in a car and sat in it while his minions went to the houses to ask if we wanted to talk to him. I nearly asked how much it would cost, but decided that was a little too cynical, even for me. Maybe he feels people need to be prepared to see him...

Someone obviously told him it's the only way he'll get to Westminster!

moaningminniewhingesagain we get Stephen O'Brien on balance I think we win for this area

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