Would YOU vote for Count Binface?

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If I lived in Clacton I absolutely would! 😀

They got the joke vote last time with Farage. He's a carpetbagger who used them to get elected. And yes, they do deserve better.

I don’t live in Clacton. If I did, I think I would vote Binface - not even as a protest vote. I just think the vast majority of people are less divisive, less harmful, less self-interested and would try to do a better job for their constituents. What policies have been helpful rather than harmful that Farage has influenced in all his years in politics?

Of course!

I hope people dont! The people of Clacton deserve better than a joke vote

Oh dear.... The joke writes itself!

Absolutely yes. I would cancel plans to get my vote in.

@Platypusdiver Nigel's out campaigning I think?

Absolutely!!! I wonder if Farage is planning to visit Clacton for his campaign? Someone better get him a map so he can find it

Jon Harvey is smart, successful, knowledgeable, and experienced in dealing with the media and public. He also understands true British culture.

Not only would I vote for him because he's infinitely more preferable to Farage (in terms of ideology and effort), but it is squarely the patriotic thing to do. All these flag-clad 'patriots' have the choice between:

1. A grifting fascist Putin-lover who'd turn the Tower of London into a Trump hotel in a heartbeat if he could nab a piece for himself, and who clearly has little time for British values like freedom of the press, free speech and not laundering dodgy money, or
2. A funny guy who'll do his best for you.

Binface is the true patriot's obvious choice.

I keep reading NF as National Front, not Nigel Farrage. Bit unfortunate. 😬

Yes. I would vote for binface gladly and in good conscience.

Absolutely I would.

But accurate…

Exactly, he's a clever guy who would clearly be a good MP.

Farage is a joke vote..but not a funny one.

I'd get a job so I wouldn't have to live in the cesspit that is Clacton.

100% I would. And not just over Farage/Reform either.

Anyone scoffing at Binface should perhaps think about Zelenskyy.

A comedian and the Ukrainian voice of Paddington Bear, who very shortly after being elected became a resolute and formidable war leader who has faced down Putin, with the support of his people.

He’s educated and his policies are silly but not stupid.

Same. I tried half heartedly to stop, then decided tomayto/tomato.

In 2024 I lived in London and had a vote in the London Mayoral election. I objected to the Tories taking away the supplementary (second choice) vote, and the other changes such as biased ID requirements.

I voted for Count Binface as a form of protest vote.

Word has it Nige is going to chicken out... Gutted if he does!

Where have you read this? So he wouldn't be an MP at all any more?

If it was him or Farage absolutely. Mind you, I’d vote for my hamster over Farage.

Some of Count Binface’s policies would be very interesting; at one point he suggested capping the salaries of government to match nursing salaries.