Fellow Trumpites, huge announcemnet expected in the next few hours

[claig]

Trump has teased there will be a huge announcement at his rally in Ames, Iowa tonight. Special guest will be there.

Elites across the world are in panic, luvvies are having a lie down, Oxbridge is tuned in, PPES are petrified.

Will Palin endorse Trump? Is it game over for the Establishment?

No one knows. Elites are in meltdown and Trump fans are already doing the hokey-cokey.

' I was calling for you yesterday. Some excellent tin foil hattery conspiracy anti establishment madness here www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/2551711-Real-reason-behind-the-war-in-Syria?'

You should have called me. That is my strong subject apart from Trump.

Claig, have you seen 'Making a Murderer'?

And if not, may I invite you to' Netflix and chill' round at mine?

I am UKIP and believe in Trump.

Every time you say that a fairy dies.

"making the Trumpites roar with laughter

That sounds almost biblical"

They also did throw their skirts over their heads and cry to the walls in gladness. For the Trump has risen, like gold over the hills.

Yeah, that works actually.

Well this has been enlightening.

No worries elites here yet but it's cold out so can't blame them.

I had literally no idea until tonight that anyone took Trump seriously. Now I know one person takes him very seriously.

I'm kind of sad for Farage though. Does he know that he's not your number one any more?

is claig actually a comedy parody?

Help!!!!!! I'm an Elite and i just shat my pants- I dreamt a goady blond prat in a suit was coming to get me, flanked by an ignorant shouty sub-literate woman who loves to shoot up moose

Said no-one ever.

I belive in Trump too.

Better out than in, as my granny used to say.

'Claig, have you seen 'Making a Murderer'? '

No I haven't seen it and wouldn't watch it to be honest. I have seen some discussions about it and it doesn't seem right to watch that as there was a real victim and I think he may be guilty.

I think claig is the voice of trump's toupe. I think it's a separate entity that whispers in his ear and tells him what to do with his arms, legs and mouth parts.

Thunder I just spat hot tea out because of that comment! 😂😂

Like when Voldemort was on the back of Quirell's head, Thunder?

Wait, a huge "announcemnet"? Does that mean the Donald will soon be joining us here for a web chat?

This has to make it into 'classics' :)

My favourite Trump fact is that if he'd put the money his dad left him under his mattress, he'd actually be many times richer now than he actually is, after all his business dealings.

This thread is gold

I'm too old to hokey to the breakdown of society past 11 p.m. [yawns and streeeeeeetches] so I'll catch up with the Trumpocalypse in the morning, if that's ok.

Sleep well, Claig. x

Homage to the toupe Samaritan?

Treats I read that too! Apparently he has made a bit of money by selling people the right to mount his name in large letters on the side of their skyscrapers. Do you reckon he's making up for something?

Claig can't sleep! The establishment might wobble and she needs to see it wobble.

'Sleep well, Claig'

Thanks, but there is no sleep for a true Trumpite yet. The live rally stream starts now and the hokey-cokey beckons.

Claig is busy doning a replica freedom kids oututfit pig tails and all, waiting for the show to begin. She has no time for sleep when such events like this are happening!