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Fellow Trumpites, huge announcemnet expected in the next few hours

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claig · 19/01/2016 21:00

Trump has teased there will be a huge announcement at his rally in Ames, Iowa tonight. Special guest will be there.

Elites across the world are in panic, luvvies are having a lie down, Oxbridge is tuned in, PPES are petrified.

Will Palin endorse Trump? Is it game over for the Establishment?

No one knows. Elites are in meltdown and Trump fans are already doing the hokey-cokey.

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GiddyOnZackHunt · 19/01/2016 23:16

A what?! What is a freedom kids outfit? Is it lederhosen and gingham?

claig · 19/01/2016 23:16

A treat for Trumpites, live stream now!

John Wayne's daughter introducing now. Unstoppable!

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Tif6xm4_ysA

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GiddyOnZackHunt · 19/01/2016 23:17

Oh Tuesday at 9pm on C4 there's a Trumpumentary.

GingerCuddleMonsterThe2nd · 19/01/2016 23:20

Watch at your own peril....

The freedom Kids

www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2016/01/watch-donald-trump-rally-enlists-child-band-freedom-kids-chilling-nationalist

VoyageOfDad · 19/01/2016 23:21

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claig · 19/01/2016 23:21

'Oh Tuesday at 9pm on C4 there's a Trumpumentary.'

Thank you Giddy, I might have missed that. It has already been sky plussed as a matter of urgency!

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GiddyOnZackHunt · 19/01/2016 23:22

I don't want to click on it!!!! Wah I'm frit.

VoyageOfDad · 19/01/2016 23:23

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claig · 19/01/2016 23:23

'That's some pretty hardcore metel she's playing.'

Absolutely and soon the Trump theme song will balre out and Trumpites in the audience will all sing

"We're not gonna take it
We ain't gonna take it"

etc

You can guess the rest. It's Trump, it's the real deal.

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GiddyOnZackHunt · 19/01/2016 23:24

Hang on a mooooment there....
Sky? You've got Establishment Sky? Rupy M and his chums Dave and Tony SKY???????

VoyageOfDad · 19/01/2016 23:26

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claig · 19/01/2016 23:26

'You've got Establishment Sky? Rupy M '

You have to make some compromises.

But even Murdoch is finally coming round and joining the people after he realised that Trump is going to win the nomination and become President. He is softening his tune and accepting what the Trumpites have been saying for months.

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claig · 19/01/2016 23:27

'all you can see is the back of the heads of lots of white men with baseball caps on, many of them back to front.'

Probably top-notch security in disguise. No expense spared.

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Pantone363 · 19/01/2016 23:28

Morris wins the internet for asking Claig to Netflix and Chill

Thundercrackers · 19/01/2016 23:28

Good lord. Do you think there will be this level of putrid fanfare once he becomes president? What will Putin make of it?!

claig · 19/01/2016 23:30

'Do you think there will be this level of putrid fanfare once he becomes president?'

I think so. I think it will party time (except for the elite) each day for the full 8 year term.

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BertrandRussell · 19/01/2016 23:31

Has he emerged yet?

mudandmayhem01 · 19/01/2016 23:32

Trump fact of day; he isn't even a good business man, he inherited a fortune. If he placed said fortune in the bank and did nothing he would actually be richer than he is now.

VoyageOfDad · 19/01/2016 23:33

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GingerCuddleMonsterThe2nd · 19/01/2016 23:33

Do they have to coax it out of a room by setting a trail of pork scratchin?

BertrandRussell · 19/01/2016 23:34

"Probably top-notch security in disguise. No expense spared."

Finally proof positive that claig is a piss taking made up persona. Well done!

VoyageOfDad · 19/01/2016 23:34

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claig · 19/01/2016 23:34

Trump's on. The show has begun. Elvis has entered the building!

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GingerCuddleMonsterThe2nd · 19/01/2016 23:36

It's just so cringe worthy...why is he orange?

AdoraBell · 19/01/2016 23:37

Just place marking as too tired to stay up.

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