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Milibrand will be released today! Sensation of the campaign!

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claig · 29/04/2015 06:42

Russell Brand will release the full video of Milibrand today. Fantastic stuff.

Forget Dimbleby, forget Evan Davis and even forget Kay Burley, Russell Brand is the real deal. He is the one we want to watch (apart from Farage).

The trailer shows what we are likely to get - more mockney than in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels of Monkeys. Miliband looks like he no longer gives a monkeys, he's going flat out for it. His Oxbridge teenage advisers must have told him to watch the "characters" in Albert Square and make sure he drops as many aitches as he can, the public's "gotta" be done up like a kipper. There are more hand movements and "hell yeah" grimaces than Joe Pesci on steroids in Goodfellas, but these fellas ain't good, they're "bloody lively".

Ed is about to explain it to Russell and fortunately Russell stops him short and says let me say it in my own words, that'll be better. Better than predistribution, than predatry capitalism, than endogeneous growth theory? It doesn't get much better than that.

Can't wait for the full 20 minute video to be released. Forget the Labour Party political broadcasts with the usual list of luvvies, this is Russell Brand - a luvvie who still has some street cred - and the Oxford PPE egghead known as Red Ed. Will this finally put the election to bed?

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JazzAnnNonMouse · 04/05/2015 08:13

It really depends on which teenager and which old person you're comparing.
It's ageism but because it's against young people it doesn't count.

Ukip are more the establishment than the conservatives! What out of ukips policies makes them not the establishment? Their capitalist loving right wing nutters.

Claig will you answer these questions?

Where do you stand on gay rights/marriage?

What do you think should be done about the deaths of hundreds of people crossing the med?

How do you feel about foreign aid?

What are your views on the welfare state?

How do you view women?

claig · 04/05/2015 08:39

Teenage advisers is a joke, it is intended to mock our elite with their Edstone stunts.

The Establishment believe in the Climate Change Act, in man-made climate change, in EU membership and the loss of our sovereignty, in no new grammar schools and in political correctness. UKIP are anti all of those and therefore are anti the Establishment which is why the Establishment has got all of theire teenage advisers from Oxbridge on the case in trying to stop UKIP.

I think gay people should have equal rights and gay marriage. I think the people drowning should be saved by rescue ships and patrols unlike what happened when our European elites decided to cut those services. Then I believe a joint European funded military force should move ito Libya, round up the traffickers, destroy Isis and all the rest of them and install a government that will prevent any more trafficking and will bring peace to Libya. I think foreign aid should be slashed because most of it is wasted on elite pet projects like the Ethiopian Spice Girls and on countering the so-called "harmful effects on the planet" of of the manure of Columbian cattle farmers' cattle and onr corrupt regimes. I think foreign aid should mainly be for disasters such as what is happening in Nepal and i would like to know why we are spending such a small amount of our yearly billions spent on foreign aid to help the people and government of Nepal. I believe the welfare state is a fantastic thing and is a safety net that we all contribute towards and which we all use. It serves the people and not the elite, so it is great. I think women have more common sense and are more capable than men in general and that any number of UKIP's women MEPs or candidates such as Diane James would self-evidently do a better job running the country than our W1A type politically correct public school boy, teenager advised, Oxbridge PPEs such as David Cameron.

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claig · 04/05/2015 08:47

The WA teenagers from Oxbridge got together in a meeting room to try and put the election back on course and to try and move the polls and stop people voting UKIP, SNP and Green. The idea they came up with was that the Etonian, Cameron, should remove his jacket, roll his shirtsleevs up and start getting "lively" in a W1A, "Thick of It" fashion, and of course he did, because he does whatever the teenagers tell him.

The Labour Oxbridge teenagers told Ed to brush up on his mockney and his Scorsese method acting skills and hotfoot down to visit his mentor, Russell Brand. He said that's "gotta" be the best idea the teenagers had come up with in months, apart from the Edstone which he wants planted in the Number Ten garden to remind him of his W1A folly.

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claig · 04/05/2015 08:58

W1A is how this country is actually run. The people from Oxbridge at the top are just like those shown in that comedy - totally out of touch, totally politically correct, totally stupid.

That is why they follow the advice of any teenager on hand because to these Oxbridge leaders who know nothing of the lives of oridnary people, any stupid idea and folly is a fancy that they will follow in order to try and hoodwink the public. Instead of solving real problems and having real courage, they engage in stunts and gimmicks.

The fact that Russell Brand is the guru of our age whom they bow to and who creates more buzz than them in their shirtsleeves delivering the same old lines, shows how irrelevant our Oxbridge leaders now are.

That is why ordinary people are voting for Farage. he is everything these out of touch clowns are not. He is common sense, something which the over qualified W1A teenage whizzkid advisers from Oxbridge have never learned.

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claig · 04/05/2015 09:35

"Britain gives millions in 'climate aid' to tackle flatulent Colombian cows... plus £31m to Turkish wind farms and funding for talks with Kenyan 'rain-makers'"

Millions of pounds of British taxpayers’ money has been spent on a scheme aimed at reducing the flatulence of Colombian cattle, The Mail on Sunday can reveal.

The initiative aimed to improve animal diets by cultivating trees and plants on their grazing lands – in doing so reducing the amount of methane escaping through belching and flatulence.

A £15million grant to ranchers and other organisations in the South American country was part of a £2.9billion package of ‘climate aid’ to developing countries which critics called ‘ludicrous’.

As well as being seen as a waste of money, the scheme has darker undertones, with The Mail on Sunday learning that the recipients, Colombian ranchers’ organisation Fedegan, has been linked to a murderous paramilitary group.

Our investigation unearthed:

A total of £14million of climate aid finance to projects in Uganda, despite the Government recently stopping all aid to the country because of corruption.
£31million of British money going to Turkey – a middle-ranking economy – to help develop geo-thermal and wind power.
The Department for International Development (DFID) funding meetings between tribal ‘rain-makers’ and meteorologists in Kenya.

'A waste of money': Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg argues 'climate aid' should be cut before services in the UK

'A waste of money': Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg argues 'climate aid' should be cut before services in the UK are targeted

Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg said: ‘After an Autumn Statement where people are making significant cuts, to have a £2.9billion budget for a random collection of projects which have questions hanging over them as to whether or not they are corrupt is just an extraordinary waste of money."

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2245300/Britain-gives-millions-climate-aid-tackle-flatulent-Colombian-cows--plus-31m-Turkish-wind-farms-funding-talks-Kenyan-rain-makers.html

This is not from a comedy script of the BBC executives in W1A, this is real and uses real money, real hardworking families' taxpayer money.

Our Oxbrdige clique of clowns actually gathered in a committee meeting room with biscuits and coffee paid for by the taxpayer and approved this.

What is significant about it is not just the waste, because "hell yeah" the Oxbridge clique waste lots of our money on their expenses, their subsidised House of Commons bars and canteens and other things too.

What is really significant about it is that this is the W1A Oxbridge mindset that rules our country and that no one dares to challenge, just like no one in W1A dares to challnege the nonsense in their meetings.

Farage has challenged this W1A elite mindset, he has said that the people have had enough, he has said that the elite emperor from Oxbridge in W1A has no clothes and the people are laughing and voting UKIP. The elite emperor has gathered together all the courtiers, media and teenage whizzkids available and has asked to visit Russell Brand, the court jester, for advice on how to stop the people's revolution that will end the W1A incompetent mindset.

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claig · 04/05/2015 09:46

And notice that the Establishment's opponent to Farage and the People's Army, Russell Brand, has just released a film called

"The Emperor's New Clothes"

Everybody is laughing at the W1A Oxbridge Emperor and Brand is the attempt to stop Farage and the People's Army because our W1A elite know that common sense Farage will end their clique-run circus.

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claig · 04/05/2015 12:22

Part 2 has been released!

"It ain't gonn 'appen"
"You gotta" watch it!

And Establishment Brand says "vote Labour"

Oxbrdige teenage teams in ecstasy. Their long planned dream trick comes to fruition.

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claig · 04/05/2015 12:39

Brand says

"You've gotta vote Labour"

You've gotta 'and it to the BBC, the Guardian, the New Statesman and the Oxbridge behind the scenes teams of teenagers. Brand has been built up by them for more than a year to counter Farage and the election October No Surprise is that Brand comes out and endorses establishment Labour in the final few days.

They are laughing up their sleeves and dancing and cavorting around the Edtsone with the "carved in stone" promises. They think they have got five years in the bag.

Will the People's Army stop them? We'll find out on election night.

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LumpySpacedPrincess · 04/05/2015 12:59

UKIP are the establishment, look at who funds them.

Just watched the interview, thanks for posting a link. If Milliband wins it would be against all the right wing media who have campaigned against him. Good on him for thinking outside the box and not being so dismissive of the young.

claig · 04/05/2015 13:04

'If Milliband wins it would be against all the right wing media who have campaigned against him. Good on him for thinking outside the box and not being so dismissive of the young.'

I agree with that. The teenage teams from Oxbridge deserve praise for slowly unravelling this long-planned yarn and pulling the wool.

Will it be enough to get them over the line? What are the People's Army thinking? We don't know. We will find out on Friday morning.

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LumpySpacedPrincess · 04/05/2015 13:17

claig, I always use this when I read your posts and the hours just fly by...Grin

claig · 04/05/2015 13:22

That is great Grin

That should be at the start of all my posts!

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claig · 04/05/2015 16:16

The election is coming to an end. The result hangs in the balance, it is on a knife-edge. Our futures depend on it, the stakes could not be higher.

The Establishment have thrown the kitchen sink at the People's Army and it has had no effect. In desperation, they threw the Riddler (Russell Brand) at the good people of Gotham City who make up the People's Army. But the People's Army saw through it and realised it was just another Establishment trick (just one more in a long neverending line of failed tricks and policies).

The Establishment's Oxbridge teenage teams (under the direction of the infamous Emeritus Professor Hugo Strange of Oxford and Cambridge Universities and visiting Professor at the College of Europe), the Joker (Cameron), the Penguin (Miliband) and Two-Face (Clegg) are all laughing now, but will they still be laughing come Thursday night.

Will the People's Army, Farage (the people's champion) and his intrepid side-kick, the Boy Wonder, Paul Nuttall, have the last laugh as the people of Gotham City celebrate on Thursday night?

Could this mean curtains for the People's Army? Will Farage drink a pint and toast the People's Army? Will the People's Revolution be defeated? Is there no chance of change? Will the country still be run like a W1A episode? Will common sense prevail? Answers on Thursday night, we'll find out late into the night.

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LumpySpacedPrincess · 04/05/2015 18:31

I bet the right wing media will be falling over themselves tomorrow with anti-Russell articles.

I was in spitting distance from your hero yesterday. I didn't though, spit that is. Smile

SabrinnaOfDystopia · 04/05/2015 23:48

Claig, why are you still going on and on about the people's army? UKIP are not the for the people and they aren't an army. If you want someone for the people Ed's your man.

#Milifandom

No Fandom for Farage (awwwwww [sadface])

claig · 05/05/2015 00:04

'If you want someone for the people Ed's your man.'

But he's Oxbridge. He's PPE. He's W1A. Listen to Russell Brand and vote for Ed? No way. The People's Army all day!

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SabrinnaOfDystopia · 05/05/2015 00:13

Yeah - Ed's the only sane vote in this election. People's Army?? Ha - Only some people obviously. Not all people.

claig · 05/05/2015 00:16

Have you watched the video of Ed saying

"you gotta do it"
"Snot true, snot true"
"it ain't gonna happen, it ain't gonna happen"
"Look, this is important ... I don't want euphoria"

Listen to it again and ask yourself whether this is real and genuine or Oxbridge adviser led.

Do you really want someone who does what he is told what to do, reads scripts written for him and has elocution lessons from teenage advisers from Oxbridge or do you want someone who speaks his own mind and stands up for the people against the elites at every available opportunity - Nigel Farage.

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SabrinnaOfDystopia · 05/05/2015 00:20

Ed's the most genuine. Farage is very dubious indeed - a beer swilling 'bloke' with jackboots. And in case you didn't know - Farage is part of the elite, who even says himself he wouldn't make a good PM. Why vote for someone like that??

claig · 05/05/2015 00:21

Have you seen the Edstone, with the pledges "carved in stone", that Ed insists should be planted in the garden of Number Ten?

Can you imagine how the foreign press will laugh at our country? We'll be a global laughing stock. The world likes Monty Python and W1A, but they never thought it would rule Number Ten.

Wouldn't it be betterfor the country to be represented by a well-regarded international statesman held in high repute - Nigel Farage.

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claig · 05/05/2015 00:23

'Why vote for someone like that??'

Because he represents change and an end to our W1A elite. It is about a return to common sense.

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SabrinnaOfDystopia · 05/05/2015 00:23

Yes I've seen the stone. Have you heard what comes out of Farage's mouth? He's an embarrassment. I think even he thinks so now - he's not even that likely to get South Thanet.

SabrinnaOfDystopia · 05/05/2015 00:28

I'm dying to know what would be on Farage's stone though. He wouldn't need a big one, would would he?

A pebble with Immigrants out carved on it would cover it.

claig · 05/05/2015 00:31

'Have you heard what comes out of Farage's mouth? He's an embarrassment'

I listened to his Election Call on Radio 4 The World At One today. It was brilliant. I have never heard any politician as good as him in years and years. Incredible stuff. No wonder the Oxbridge elite are petrified of him. They have nothing like him. They have had so many W1A type meetings trying to find a way to stop him but none of their tricks work. It doesn't matter how many Russell Brands and teenagers from Oxbridge they have, they will never outclass Farage.

'he's not even that likely to get South Thanet'

I think he will prove the Establishment media wrong and then the whole country will realise how the Oxbridge media laughs up its sleeves and lies to the people.

"Fighting Farage blasts critics as the Ukip leader promises a poll shock

NIGEL Farage yesterday warned that his UK Independence Party is poised to cause a general election shock that will leave his Westminster rivals with “a hangover”.
...
“I’ve got a feeling next Friday morning some of the liberal metropolitan elite may wake up with a bit of a hangover.”

www.express.co.uk/news/politics/574736/Nigel-Farage-Westminister-elite-Ukip-cause-election-shock

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SabrinnaOfDystopia · 05/05/2015 00:35

Claig, I hate to burst your burst your bubble, but he's not likely to win Thanet South -if he does he will prove to be an embarrassment to the UK.

A man that speaks like to his peers or anyone is no credit to diplomacy, democracy or Britain. He's a liability.