@*@*@*@ Lulumama's haunted house: the return? @*@*@*@

[Camillathechicken]

parts 1, 2 and 3

well, DS comes pottering into the kitchen today saying, 'mummy, i was just going into the dining room, and a voice above my head said, hi DSname, naughty DSname....'" and it wasn;t DD as she was fast asleep on the sofa

so, do you think spirit child is back?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek !

how do i find them?

a catholic? i couldn;t have holy water and crucixes in the house, i really couldn;t, seriously.

naw - we are made of stern stuff

ruby.. we are the only Jewish family to move here in 12 years.. do you honestly think we have a handy lubavitch community!>>!>

phone local parish priest, tell them you know it's ridiculous etc but you could do with a hand. he'll have a ghostie hotline, seriously. i used to know a priest that did that stuff. 7 and a half foot tall, built like a brick shithouse, said he had seen some BAD stuff.

find them here

lulu - as your catholic mate I feel the best thing I could do is to come round and exorcise you and your entire family. I'm very good at it actually, look at Morty, you would never have guessed she was once possessed would you?

aithc, we used someone from the spiritualist church last time.. do you think we need someone more hardcore?

thanks ruby.

Lubys travel anywhere

what a lovely offer rhubarb !

oh right, i thought you were asking me. i still think it would be worth asking them, mind you, if you can't get someone Jewish. i'm sure you wouldn't be the only family of another religion that they'd have helped. brotherhood of man and all that.

Do not go to the Spiritualists. Seriously. I had dealings with them when I was doing my disseration on ACD. I was not impressed at all.

crossing posts all over the shop, sorry. maybe call the spiritualists again, tehn?

i think it does depend, rhubs, there's a very good community up here. lots of Proper Scientific Research done by Glasgow UNi on them.

no, no , i was asking, but i don;t think a catholic excorcism would be appropriate.

really, rhubs...do tell

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

which bit you whatting at

lulu - do you have mezuzahs?

check them ...

oh no i think an exorcism is a last resort, i'm sure they wouldn't just storm in and start shaking the holy water. unlike me... i'm drenched in the stuff.

iwas going to say that, ruby. perhaps you could get them blessed and say nothign about the other stuff?

aitch

i do ruby, but don;t know how to check them, Dad bought them all for me, so they are proper ones. not up in all the rooms however.

not got one on the dining room

oh dear

ooops!

oh fgs lulu, that's elementary stuff... c'mon...

aha - get a mezuzah and scroll ASAP!

you should check them every so often anyway

i know, i know , dad gave me 3 a couple of weeks ago, and i didn;t put them up yet.

judaism is actually a very superstitious religion

oh they all are. brotherhood of man and all that.