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woofa losing his balls on friday

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Blondeshavemorefun · 27/01/2010 13:38

does happy dance

my works woofa 10.5 stone HUGE 19mth horse puppy is finally getting the chop

he will prob weigh 9.5 stone on friday - after losing his 2 huge balls!!

i am hoping it will calm him down, stop him from humping and jumping - though bella says no

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Blondeshavemorefun · 01/02/2010 18:43

thats just mean

my woofa only gets the best organic meat!!!

did i tell you that mb rang me last week in evening, and she asked if i gave the kids sausages for tea, i said no, she said oh, where are they ........

naughty woofa stole ate 8 prime organic, exspensive sausages

he went without supper, as did db, who was not impressed!!!

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Bella32 · 01/02/2010 18:46

Am happy to report I have found the perfect pressie for when I come to visit you later this year:

Every home should have one

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 01/02/2010 23:39

Blondes - within the space of a week, our pup had a lovely piece of steak and three salmon fillets - after her tea!! And apparently she can eat any amount of food without being sick.

Bella32 · 02/02/2010 09:09

SDTG - were they cooked or is she on BARF?

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 02/02/2010 09:53

They were uncooked - no ill effects, though.

Bella32 · 02/02/2010 10:06

I should think not. I imagine steak and salmon sit very well with your pup

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/02/2010 11:34

staying dtgirl - what a bad pup, and also very lucky

isnt that called surf+turf?

woofa has never been stolen been given salmon/fish

tho have to sy, woofa isnt feeling very well today, he pooed in the hall yesterday - unheard of and this morning mb came down to poorly woofa in bed

his bed has been washed and is drying

going to vets later for after op assessment and also to check his tummy

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Bella32 · 02/02/2010 11:52

Aw - poor Woofa

Sending him all my very best get well wishes.

Keep us posted please, Blondie x

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 02/02/2010 14:13

Coco says she will rush over and nurse poor woofa - lay a cold paw on the fevered brow, etc etc. She is looking out her cap and her Red Cross apron, and will be fully equipped!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/02/2010 18:27

woofa would love daphne or coco to tend to him

he is feeling a tad sorry for his self

vet said the dodgy tummy was prob having a reaction to anastetic

but he seems fine

stiches healing up well, though is very interested in them hence this

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differentID · 02/02/2010 18:31

he has the Cone of Shame! Poor Woofa. They must itch like crazy!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/02/2010 18:33

yep the cone of shame

i almost wet myself when mb put it on

woofa looked at me with injured brown eyes at me laughing

think his pride is hurt

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differentID · 02/02/2010 18:35

Personally I think it's his scritum hurting as well

We are mean to be poking fun at him

differentID · 02/02/2010 18:35

scrotum, I mean.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/02/2010 18:40

ha ha

i did ask mb if making him sit hurt

she said no

he would lick his balls (if he had any) in his misery

not mean making fun, i cleared up his poo and puke!!

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differentID · 02/02/2010 18:48

Maybe he did it because he knew you were mocking him online?

differentID · 02/02/2010 18:51

is this what he thought you meant when you spoke about "fixing" him?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/02/2010 19:00

pmsl

mocking him?

me

never

i do love him, but hes big and big dogs do big poos etc

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Woofa · 02/02/2010 19:20

I need ze neuticles now - mein self-esteem hast gone down ze toilet. Viff ze catfish, iirc.

Ist not bad enuff ze Woofa hast lost sie apple strudels and hast been puking like ze pukey fing, but now ze daft women hast put ein funnel on mein head and if Ich goes outdoors Ich makes a very fine rain gauge but ein very crap love machine.

Und ze Blonde one ist laughing at me! Did ze Woofa laugh ven you had ze 38DD's put in, Nanny? Did ze Woofa laugh ven you had ze Botox und you could only smile on ze one side? No - ze Woofa was very understanding und made sure he humped your leg a bit more so you thought you were still attractive!

I vish ze Bella was here - she never laughs at ze sick animals...

differentID · 02/02/2010 19:30

no woofa, but we do!

Bella32 · 02/02/2010 19:40

Oh my poor Woofa! What have they said to you? Ignore those silly girls - Bella is here now and you know I will always love you.

Just - ahem- stop humping my leg now please, Woofa. The static off that cone is too much

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Blondeshavemorefun · 03/02/2010 07:09

where do you both get these pictures?

woofa is snoring (im at work early) as are all 3 children

he couldnt get into his cage easily as cone stopped him, had to squueze it toether, he then tried to turn round and head butted the side of it

again i laughed

am i cruel?

had diet of tinned stuff from vet - looked and smelt rank !!

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differentID · 03/02/2010 08:05

Blonde- that would be telling!

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 03/02/2010 08:44

Poor woofa in the Cone of Shame. Coco says he should be good, like her, and leave his stitches alone, and then the Cone can be removed.

She's out of her t-shirt now, and doesn't seem to be showing much interest in her stitches, though I think she'd actually like the shirt back on, because her tummy is awfully chilly where the vet shaved her (definitely the full brazilian - lol).

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 08:44

Are you cruel?

Blondie