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woofa losing his balls on friday

114 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/01/2010 13:38

does happy dance

my works woofa 10.5 stone HUGE 19mth horse puppy is finally getting the chop

he will prob weigh 9.5 stone on friday - after losing his 2 huge balls!!

i am hoping it will calm him down, stop him from humping and jumping - though bella says no

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Iklboo · 29/01/2010 12:58

Loving Woofa's blog - will it be typed in a higher pitch font now his space hoppers have been removed?

MmeLindt · 29/01/2010 13:04

Daphne sends her love to Woofa and best Swiss doggy chocs.

Those doodas weigh more than Daphne.

Lol at woofa's postings on this thread.

I cried when daphne went in to be sterilised

Woofa · 29/01/2010 13:27

Hmmm....feel a bit woozy....and - Ich bin not sure - Ich thinks there might be something missing

WTF!

They have shaved me there too!

Darn pervy women in this place!

Ze Woofa does not do ze Brazilians!!!!

Und WHERE ARE MEIN APPLE STRUDELS?????????

GrimmaTheNome · 29/01/2010 17:58

Oh no, the howling commences - did they have to do this to Woofa on a perfect full moon?

[DH, DD and her friends are outside with telescope... hope they can't hear woofas lament from this distance, twould spook them horribly]

MmeLindt · 29/01/2010 18:12

Daphne said she could hear poor Woofa.

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 29/01/2010 18:53

Puppy sends her deepest condolences to woofa on his loss, and wonders if he has considered a personal injury claim! She would be more than willing to help as she has chewed read many books and helped SDTG watch many many episodes of Law and Order Special Victims Unit, so is practically a qualified lawyer already.

MrsL123 · 29/01/2010 20:58

Awww, poor woofa! You'll have to rename him jaffa now

Hope he's not feeling to sorry for himself, and hope he didn't end up with a clip like ours did!

Blondeshavemorefun · 29/01/2010 21:19

pmsl at replies

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Woofa · 29/01/2010 23:34

Ist okay, really. Ich had a bit of a bad trip after all zose drugs but ist feeling better now. Das apple strudels ist not where Ich left them, but they'll turh up, ja?

Mein family ist being very very nice to me - zey keep saying 'Poor Woofa' and wincing all ze time.

Mein throat ist ein little sore as if someone stuck a big rubber tube down it so Ich hast given up ze howling for ein bit.

Danke for all your kind wishes. Ich would hump your legs but just don't feel like it tonight

MrsL123 · 29/01/2010 23:43

I found them woofa!

differentID · 29/01/2010 23:48

Poor Woofa.

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/01/2010 13:17

hes fine - never knew what they were for anyway

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 01/02/2010 09:24

I hope Woofa's had a good weekend - being waited on paw and paw, and not pining too much for his family jewels!

MmeLindt · 01/02/2010 09:25

How is Woofa this morning?

Daphne has been asking me to come on MN and find out.

Bella32 · 01/02/2010 09:30

Hope he isn't feeling like this

Blondeshavemorefun · 01/02/2010 13:52

bless you all

i got greeted at door by a mad puppy horse dog - lots of bouncing but no humping

he does look a bit mournful at me, great pic btw bella

he is lying on his bed with front paws crossed snoring

though was bouncying around earlier

i was doing exercise dvd while babs in bed, and was lying on floor doing press ups and suddenly had a 10.5 stone friend beside me, trying to sit on me!!

mb said he has been ok and will be going for a check up tomorrow - i have had a look (well woofa was lying on back legs a kimbo ) and looks neat work

'waves huge paw to daphne' thank you xx

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Bella32 · 01/02/2010 13:56

I want Woofa!

Woofa is nice - Woofa does not feck off!

I WANT WOOFA!!!!!

Blondeshavemorefun · 01/02/2010 14:09

indeed woofa doesnt feck off, he is VERY loyal on walks

but he does bounce/jump as you will see in june

also he makes doing exercise dvd very hard as well

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Bella32 · 01/02/2010 14:12

I always wanted a Bernese Mountain Dog (not the same, I know, but similar). Ruled them out as thought they were not intellgent enough for my liking.

Blondeshavemorefun · 01/02/2010 14:39

they are cute again db wanted one of those but mb refused to have long hair moulting everywhere

saying that woofa does moult a bit

he is dopey but very loyal

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Bella32 · 01/02/2010 14:45

Dopey is good, I reckon.

Much to be said for dopey IME.

Blondeshavemorefun · 01/02/2010 18:29

dopey is good, least he doesnt run away

saying that, woofa doesnt have the brains to run away

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Bella32 · 01/02/2010 18:30

I caught myself looking enviously at an elderly Shih-Tzu today....

Blondeshavemorefun · 01/02/2010 18:35

you obviously need to hold/clip the lead

,runs away very fast>

and dont forget the hotdogs bribe

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Bella32 · 01/02/2010 18:37

Enjoy x

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