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Colin died

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Blondeshavemorefun · 25/05/2009 16:34

he was our catfish

had him years - mr blonde rescued him from a small tank and he grew big in ours

he was about 10 inches big

colin

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/05/2009 18:33

i never walk him - thats the dog walkers/db /mb job

i said i was more than happy for them to get a dog, so long as i didnt have to walk him

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bella39 · 28/05/2009 18:34

Okay, sorry for misunderstanding.

Not near you - sorry

With my older dog I placed her paws on the ramp so she could get the feel of it, and understand it would take her weight. I would also lift her onto the ramp a little way - not an option for you, I know.

You could also lay the ramp flat on the ground and treat him for stepping on it, then standing, then lying on it etc.

It is scary for them as they are having to trust you that the ramp will support them. Does that make sense?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/05/2009 18:35

whoops hadnt finished typing

any real emergancy

and vet would have to come here and do house call and then mb/db would pay for it

just checked him and eyes def a lot better bless him

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/05/2009 18:37

makes perfect sense to me

mb had told db he HAS to sort out this problem!!!

i dont normally even work thursdays - so has been quite an eventful day

on the plus side - kiddiwinks are fine - all watching tv besdie me

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bella39 · 28/05/2009 18:38
KingCanuteIAm · 28/05/2009 20:17

How's the woof now Blonde?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 29/05/2009 12:22

he is ok - still sore and swollen but will live

got gp's staying next week and they have a huge great dane who loves getting into the car

our horse loves the great dane - so hopefully gp will try and train woofa to get in car after great dane

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KingCanuteIAm · 29/05/2009 13:03

That would be useful, a bit of positive leadership of the doggy kind

I am wondering what kind of lorry car you drive that will fit a horse and a Great Dane in at the same time though

Glad he is better!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 29/05/2009 13:08

i drive their s max - and think gp have renault espace with back seats taken out

hopefully the horse will follow the great dane in love - he normally does round the house

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KingCanuteIAm · 29/05/2009 13:24

Blondie, you made the roundup

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Blondeshavemorefun · 29/05/2009 13:41

whats the roundup?

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KingCanuteIAm · 29/05/2009 13:43

It is an email MorningPaper sends out regularly with a round up of a few of the funnier conversations on it. There are usually 3 I think and yours (this one) is one of them this week!

I can forward it to you is you have an email address you can give me.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 29/05/2009 13:53

i have it

just checked my email

how did i get in it - do people email MNHQ saying funny threads etc?

but it wasnt a waitroise bag

i normally read it - but i am FAMOUS

RIP COLIN

did i ever say where he went [hmmm]

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KingCanuteIAm · 29/05/2009 14:02

I don't know how threads get in it, I assume it is just MP running around madly reading more threads than is humanly possible

Yes, I think you did confirm his final resting place

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Blondeshavemorefun · 29/05/2009 14:32

def wasnt the monsters tummy!!

i blame bad bella!!!

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KingCanuteIAm · 29/05/2009 14:37

That is usually best

So, shall we tell her that your thread got in to the roundup, my comment got into the round up but Bella didn't even get a sniff of the roundup?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 29/05/2009 14:39

oh def tell her!!

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KingCanuteIAm · 29/05/2009 15:00

That will teach her and her dog to think they can be better at agility then us

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Blondeshavemorefun · 29/05/2009 18:28

yeah!!

mb just texted - the monster puppy is def ok -

her actual words were

"yes hes fine- back to his annoying self"
which probably means he is trying to be loving and sit on her

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KingCanuteIAm · 29/05/2009 19:25

That is great news blondie!

I wonder when bella will see the roundup check in?

bella39 · 29/05/2009 19:31

Oi! You two! Behave!

I pop out to get the dc shod, have a quick bbq and bottle of rose with dh and look what you two are up to! Look at the mess of this place.

Blondie - I have told you about leaving 12" dildos all over the floor - someone could fall over and have a nasty accident. Mind you, by the wide grin on KC's face, she already has

Right, am going back outside now so behave. And I dodn't want to be in the poxy boring sissy girly pantsy round up anyway. Nope. No way. Wouldn't be in it if you plied me with rose and chocolates and got Jon Bon Jovi to lick creme brulee from all over my body. Well okay, maybe I would under those circumstances.

Blondie - I read in the paper today about some Tory MP in Kent about to lose his seat cos he claimed for a six-figure bill from Lovehoney on behalf of his nanny - ring any bells?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 29/05/2009 19:36

pmsk bella

you PISSHEAD and at such an early time

alas my db isnt a mp

though

i have lost one of my collection - mr blonde was looking for it the other day

have you been in my house - you ONLY have to say if you want to try one of mine

!" INCHES

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bella39 · 29/05/2009 19:41

Nope not chasing you. Uh-oh. Too busy enjoying the mental image of Jon & the creme brulee [horny emoticon]

KingCanuteIAm · 29/05/2009 19:44

Roffle Bella, you do realise that the prize for being quoted in the roundup is to have Mr BonJovi visit with Creme Brulee? He has just rang the door bell.... got to go, see ya

KingCanuteIAm · 29/05/2009 19:45

[not even got a dh/p so sooooo horney emoticon]

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