A Viscous Attack 🤣

[GarlicStyle]

OK, I know it's a really easy mistake to make. It's just that every time I read this - more and more frequently - my mind conjures something like this. Enjoy!

Exciting news from a ship wreck sight in Cornwall on Facebook.

That one drives me nuts! Largely, I think, because I used to have clients messaging about the web sights I built for them. A web sight is what you get when you look at my ceiling! Must hoover 😂🕷🕸

Hoover? I just run the twirly fluffy thing on a stick round the bits I can reach and ignore the rest.

I find it easier to just hover .

And mine! Ha ha ha xx

Ps. Sometimes I just whack down the fluff with a cushion. Shhh x

Some posters are very lasse fair I’ve noticed

And some are quite out of their death

(As seen on MN)

I saw Cornish muscles with white wine & garlic on a menu yesterday.

Wonder if you can have potato’s or any other vegetable’s with them

As a top-chef restauranteur, I would recommend the seizure salad with iceburg lettuce and parma jawn cheese

Maybe finish with a lime ‘n’ cello marscarpone cake and skin milk tumeric latte

Your overthinging it.

...that was like trying to untangle cooked spaghetti with your eyes. Aargh.

I cannelloni laugh at some of those errors!

I quiet like a larsarna

Ouch! Apparently they’re normally very ‘lasse fair’ about things. Just spotted on a thread.

That lime ‘n’ cello marscarpone cake sounds a bit... stringy...

Just seen 'shennigans' on the BBC News site.

Mind you, there's a misspelling or malapropism on that site pretty much every day.

Just seen a long discussion about people being appointed “as PoA” for relatives instead of being appointed “as attorney” under a power (now, an LPA) or “being given” power.

Yes, it’s no longer the Pineapple of Perfection it once was…

But I do think that singers are lipsinging too much.

That comment about the BBC website has lead me to have a quick peak!

Did it peak your interest, @CeliaCanth ?

Some of the comments are just plane dull

@thehorsesareallidiots I do like a rouge spelling…